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Hottie Report Card: Evangeline Lilly

Dec. 13, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Now that the release of THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG is finally apon us, it also gives me the opportunity to grade former "Lost" hottie Evangeline Lilly. I'm actually quite excited to do this, as I was a fan of that show... until the whole "time-travel" thing, and the whole "everything else after". Still, I was a dedicated viewer for a while, and once the show became a tad dim in the creativity aspect, I began paying more and more attention to the distracting eye-candy that was Evangeline. 

This may be a side effect of Lilly being the only available female on a desert island for several years, but from where I'm standing, Evangeline's face has only grown hotter and hotter over the years. She's beautiful in a natural way, and that feature added to a tropical atmosphere is like a slice of orange in your Blue Moon. It's the perfect mix, and goes down quite smooth.

Women's Health magazine recently deemed Evangeline's rear as the "Best Butt Ever!". While I wouldn't go as far as to share that opinion, I have most certainly enjoyed myself some Evangeline rump over the years. She has a greatly respectable confidence in presenting her butt frequently in photoshoots, and she may be one of the greatest "over-the-shoulder" posers of our time. At the very least, the sheer mention of Evangeline's ass gives us a chance to enjoy this classic moment...

Evangeline was actually approached to model bras designed for smaller-chested women, which I actually think is pretty f*cking awesome. She may not being the bustiest former network-TV actress, but she shows pride in what she has, as well she should.

 

It would be silly to state any complaints about Evangeline in this subject, considering she's been pretty dern'd engaging since she first came on the scene. Over the years, she's been known a skip along the beach in bikinis, model underwear, and so on and so forth. Sadly, Lilly hasn't done much of this in a few years, possibly in order to send off a more family-friendly vibe for the release of REAL STEEL.

For a gal who began her path by doing "chat hotline" commercials for Live Links, I would say Evangeline has built up her acting career perhaps slowly, but effectively. Of course, since "Lost", there has been little to say about Freckles and her adventures, but with a huge helping hand from Peter Jackson and friends, I think (hope) we will start to see much more of Lilly on the big screen in the near future.

This is going off pure outside speculation, but Evangeline seems like she would be an undoubtably rad first date, girl next door, or best friend's girlfriend. In talk shows and such, Evangeline often pops onto the scene like a lighting bolt of energy. At the same time, she's humble, and never boring to listen to or simply lay eyes upon. Evangeline is certainly not someone I would mind being stranded on an island with.

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9:08AM on 12/16/2013
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10:08PM on 12/15/2013
helped me sleep at night!"
I thought she was very good in DOS myself. I didn't see a major issue with the infatuation that Kili feels for Tauriel (and she perhaps feels about him).
Sporting major wood for Lilly at this point!
helped me sleep at night!"
I thought she was very good in DOS myself. I didn't see a major issue with the infatuation that Kili feels for Tauriel (and she perhaps feels about him).
Sporting major wood for Lilly at this point!
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2:45AM on 12/15/2013
I just got back from seeing The Desolation of Smaug, and I was truly blown away by how good she was. She was loads better as an elf than Liv Tyler, and she looked way hotter as well. She really pulled off the badass gracefulness needed for an elf, but even when she wasn't being a total badass, she still kept the otherworldly aura about her. She definitely deserves an A, and I am glad I am not the only one who thinks so. In my opinion the only thing debatable is whether she is an A+, an A, or an
I just got back from seeing The Desolation of Smaug, and I was truly blown away by how good she was. She was loads better as an elf than Liv Tyler, and she looked way hotter as well. She really pulled off the badass gracefulness needed for an elf, but even when she wasn't being a total badass, she still kept the otherworldly aura about her. She definitely deserves an A, and I am glad I am not the only one who thinks so. In my opinion the only thing debatable is whether she is an A+, an A, or an A-, nothing else.
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9:06PM on 12/14/2013
She was truly amazing in the hobbit. She kept the grace and beauty of an elf while bring an almost angelic grace to some scenes. Even when she was being a bad ass she did it like a pro. She was not much on my radar before but now she has definately got my attention.
She was truly amazing in the hobbit. She kept the grace and beauty of an elf while bring an almost angelic grace to some scenes. Even when she was being a bad ass she did it like a pro. She was not much on my radar before but now she has definately got my attention.
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12:36AM on 12/14/2013
She's absolutely gorgeous, but I still can't get past the name 'Evangeline'. She must have had awful parents.
She's absolutely gorgeous, but I still can't get past the name 'Evangeline'. She must have had awful parents.
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11:14PM on 12/13/2013
Amazingly beautiful!
Amazingly beautiful!
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8:38PM on 12/13/2013
Not bad. Tight little package.
Not bad. Tight little package.
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5:14PM on 12/13/2013
She should be an A- with her career being only mark lower than an A. I thought her career would have blown up after LOST, but I just recently read that get essentially gave up on acting when she became a mum, after Reel Steel; great movie. I really like her portrayal of her character in The Hobbit.
She should be an A- with her career being only mark lower than an A. I thought her career would have blown up after LOST, but I just recently read that get essentially gave up on acting when she became a mum, after Reel Steel; great movie. I really like her portrayal of her character in The Hobbit.
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3:14PM on 12/13/2013
She should be at least an A-, because she is freaking gorgeous. Fitness should definitely be an A or A-, because she has always been very fit. Her boobs should be an A-, because they are pretty damn perfect, especially if that is what her ass got, because her boobs are in proportion with her body, including her ass. So that should mean they are of proportional greatness as well, meriting an A-.
She should be at least an A-, because she is freaking gorgeous. Fitness should definitely be an A or A-, because she has always been very fit. Her boobs should be an A-, because they are pretty damn perfect, especially if that is what her ass got, because her boobs are in proportion with her body, including her ass. So that should mean they are of proportional greatness as well, meriting an A-.
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2:58PM on 12/13/2013

Gorgeous woman

I think the fact that she's in THE HOBBIT puts her career rating in the 'B' range at least. Let's face it, when you're immortalized as a LEGO character, you're doing pretty well.
I think the fact that she's in THE HOBBIT puts her career rating in the 'B' range at least. Let's face it, when you're immortalized as a LEGO character, you're doing pretty well.
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12:37AM on 12/14/2013
Trophies for our children, I suppose.
Trophies for our children, I suppose.
2:26PM on 12/13/2013

Just gorgeous in The Hobbit

I was just like good lord
I was just like good lord
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12:07PM on 12/13/2013
She's a great woman. I like that her looks don't overtake her personality or what she does. She's pleasant to look at, but she always comes across as a cool person. I'm certainly a fan myself.
She's a great woman. I like that her looks don't overtake her personality or what she does. She's pleasant to look at, but she always comes across as a cool person. I'm certainly a fan myself.
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12:04PM on 12/13/2013
One does not simply give Evangeline Lilly a B+.
One does not simply give Evangeline Lilly a B+.
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11:25AM on 12/13/2013
She's an A+ for me. Gorgeous woman.
She's an A+ for me. Gorgeous woman.
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11:21AM on 12/13/2013
Meh...does nothing for me.
Meh...does nothing for me.
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12:40AM on 12/14/2013
I don't want to be on your team.
I don't want to be on your team.
10:10PM on 12/15/2013
Somebody check his pulse...I think he's dead!
Somebody check his pulse...I think he's dead!
10:28AM on 12/13/2013
If this were Cate Blanchett for Lady Galadriel, this would be A+
If this were Cate Blanchett for Lady Galadriel, this would be A+
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10:21AM on 12/13/2013
AT least an A- pal.
AT least an A- pal.
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8:25AM on 12/13/2013
She's Canada's answer to Kate Beckinsale. Personal opinion, Beckinsale's still a lot hotter, but Evangeline Lilly is no slouch either. She was excellent in The Desolation of Smaug and I liked her a lot as the "Adrian"-type character in Real Steel, too.
She's Canada's answer to Kate Beckinsale. Personal opinion, Beckinsale's still a lot hotter, but Evangeline Lilly is no slouch either. She was excellent in The Desolation of Smaug and I liked her a lot as the "Adrian"-type character in Real Steel, too.
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