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Hottie Report Card: Gillian Jacobs

Nov. 29, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Gillian Jacobs is yet another one of those hottie names I've seen popping up frequently in the comments, despite not being all that relevant. Evidently, some schmoes must be, as Jekkie24601 put it, "in a 'Community' hotties mood". Strangely enough, I found myself in that exact same mood last night, somewhere between consuming gallons of gravy and listening to one of my grandpa's boring/borderline racist stories of the past. There's no explanation, especially considering I'm not the hugest fan of the rapidly-paced sitcom. I guess when you write for a site like MovieHotties long enough, you come across some images that change your perspective on certain ladies. Images like this...

I never really though much about it before, but Gillian's beauty above the shoulders would be enough to turn any unsuspecting pedestrian's head on the street, even if she wasn't on the magic TV box. She's certainly not the kind of girl I'd be able to approach in high school without vomiting all over her shoes. Two of my personal favorite features are her smile (which is guy-code for mouth) and her hair, because I love the occasional full head of hair, especially when butch cuts on wild gals is becoming a "thing".

This is where I get picky. Gillian should be given credit for her willingness to show her bum off in various magazines, but at the same time, it seems there's some trickery going on in the editing room. Obviously, this is the case with most photoshoots, but just look at this pic of Jacobs on the beach. Of course, it's not a train wreck of an arse by any means, and this subject gives us an excuse to look at this photo of Jacobs with her fellow cassmate, Alison Brie...

Any fan of Chuck Palahniuk has probably seen Gillian's chest in all its petite glory, and while her chest doesn't stick out like a couple of watermelons, it is a very admirable set. Nothing too threatening, but plushy, healthy, and enough to keep you from finding nourishment elsewhere. One thing's for sure, if you're just hopping on the Gillian Jacobs love wagon, see CHOKE!

While I sometimes pity Los Angeles for their obsession with being the skinniest city in California, I think Gillian has found a happy medium. She's definitely slender, but doesn't look like she's starving herself or about to break in half. If we could just somehow get her to add some shape to those hindquarters, we'd be set.

The way things are going, I wouldn't doubt that Gillian will greatly improve in this subject overtime. She has a shitload (no pun intended) of projects already lined up for 2014, and while I only slightly dig "Community", I am very interested to see how "Breaking Bad"'s Jonathan Banks will be incorporated into the next season. I've always dug the way Gillian approaches her roles, whether big or small. Once she and Brie really break into the limelight, there will be no stopping the hot duo.

I think most of those on "Team Jacobs" would agree that it's her inner-light that really strikes us as sexy. She's not the most voluptuous woman working in television comedy, but unlike the lot of them, Gillian actually seems like someone you'd enjoy having in your life. Her ability to mix the elements of "funny" and "hot" together is also quite the turn on. At the end of the day, it's all in the attitude, and Jacobs possesses that trait in spades.

Extra Tidbit: How would you have graded this community college hottie?

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5:29PM on 12/02/2013
I might prefer Allison Brie, but Gillian is wonderful. And there should be screencaps of her getting dressed on the fire escape in the fourth season of the show that'll probably boost that rating on her ass.

I second Natalie Dormer.
I might prefer Allison Brie, but Gillian is wonderful. And there should be screencaps of her getting dressed on the fire escape in the fourth season of the show that'll probably boost that rating on her ass.

I second Natalie Dormer.
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11:16AM on 12/01/2013

May like her a bit more than Brie

If anyone has VINE here, follow her! Her nerdiness only adds to her beauty.
If anyone has VINE here, follow her! Her nerdiness only adds to her beauty.
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9:31AM on 11/30/2013

Not a fan

to each there own but she doesn't do it for me. Brie completely overshadows in the hotness department on "Community" in my opinion.
to each there own but she doesn't do it for me. Brie completely overshadows in the hotness department on "Community" in my opinion.
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7:48PM on 11/29/2013
Steady girlfriend material
Steady girlfriend material
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1:19PM on 11/29/2013
I think she's great.
I think she's great.
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12:47PM on 11/29/2013
how does she get an A- when she got two C's and B+. wished they graded like this in my school. This chick is very unimpressive.
how does she get an A- when she got two C's and B+. wished they graded like this in my school. This chick is very unimpressive.
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12:21PM on 11/29/2013

Personally...

I adore Gillian.
I adore Gillian.
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11:12AM on 11/29/2013
Definitely a fan of both Gillian and Community - one of the funniest shows on television. I find her a little bit more attractive than Alison Brie as well - mostly because of her more athletic build and her gorgeous face.
Definitely a fan of both Gillian and Community - one of the funniest shows on television. I find her a little bit more attractive than Alison Brie as well - mostly because of her more athletic build and her gorgeous face.
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10:46AM on 11/29/2013

Adore her!

She's incredibly beautiful. May I suggest Natalie Dormer for next week?
She's incredibly beautiful. May I suggest Natalie Dormer for next week?
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10:41AM on 11/29/2013
Definitely a hottie!
Definitely a hottie!
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9:43AM on 11/29/2013
Her and Alison Brie on the same show, and they are totally aware of how sexy they are together and probably enjoy getting all the tongues wagging. It's a lil slice of heaven, that's what it is.
Her and Alison Brie on the same show, and they are totally aware of how sexy they are together and probably enjoy getting all the tongues wagging. It's a lil slice of heaven, that's what it is.
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