So, Jaimie Alexander. That's the THOR 2 hottie you want to see get graded this week, huh? Not Natalie Portman or Kat Dennings? Well, I suppose going with the lesser-known babe would be the more "hip" thing to do, plus there have been some rumors lately that Jaimie may take on the metallic bosoms of Wonder Woman in a feature film. Currently, she can be seen in theaters as another nicely drawn comic-book character, Sif, in THOR: THE DARK WORLD. Will her otherworldly hotness powers be enough to grant her a decent grade? Obviously yes, but let's look at some pictures just to be sure…
Honestly, as much as I really do love me some Portman, and hardly ever pass up a serving of Dennings, Jaimie may have them both beat in this particular subject. Her noggin blends in seamlessly with a world of statuesque, godlike beings. And dagnabbit, I really dig that little bump on her cheek.
'm a fan of the this fantastical fangirl's fanny. It was quite the pupil-pleaser in Jaimie's Esquire magazine photoshoot. Although, I didn't think there was all that much to refer to until she made her recent appearance at the THOR: THE DARK WORLD premiere. Some may have seen this outfit as a shameless plea for attention. I just took it as an opportunity to get a mental grasp on Jaimie's efforts in this subject. And dagnabbit, I really dig that bump on her cheek.
I have nothing against Sif's tits. Really, it's just silly to put a grade on boobs in general, it's like grading free pizza. Jaimie's kumquats just don't catch my attention quite as much as other aspects that make her attractive. In fact, she could blame her deeply engaging face for stealing all of the attention away from what's a foot below.
To give her anything less than an 'A' would just destroy my stone-solid credibility as a Professor. While it's mostly covered up by armor in the THOR movies, Jaimie has brought her shapely torso to our attention on multiple occasions. Let's just hope she brings some of that talent to the big screen one of these years. With that tight figure and that intimidatingly hot face, you can see why Alexander's name is being tossed around the net with "Wonder Woman".
In 2006, Jaimie became noticed as a hottie in the TV series "Kyle XY", a horrifying series about an Abercrombie & Fitch model whose bellybutton goes missing. Of course, she appeared in THOR in 2011, and earlier this year in phase 2 of Arnold Schwarzenegger's geriatric action film comeback, THE LAST STAND. Right now, signs seem to be pointing her career in a good direction, but so far, they amount to nothing more than pies in the sky. Maybe in a couple years, I'll be rewarding Jaimie with a better grade in this subject with my tail hanging flaccidly between my legs. You know what I mean.
After seeing the way she flaunted her self in that premiere outfit, making Thor drop his hammer on his toes, I was kind of expecting Jaimie to not have the most charming personality, but I've come to find that's not the case. Not only does Jaimie know how to keep up an interesting conversation, she's also outspoken comic-book nerd. I know, it's hard to tell these days if hotties in comic-book movies are being 100% honest about their "nerd culture" knowledge, but she often talks in detail about Marvel characters I've never even heard of. It's actually quite intimidating. If her sexy geek side is nothing more than a ploy to get us nerds more into Jaimie, well, she's certainly done her homework.