Last week, we got a recommendation to do a "Report Card" for Jenna Fischer. Although, she's not really relevant at this very moment, I haven't a damned clue when she will be now that "The Office" is over, so now is as good a time as any, I suppose. I may wind up wanting to kick myself in the teeth by the end of this, as I am one of the many who've developed a huge crush on "Pam Beesley" after 4 seasons of increasing sexual tension. But is the actress who walked 200+ episodes in Pam's shoes herself worth waiting for? Let's find out with a brief overview of Jenna Fischer's hotness.
Given all that hoopla I wrote above, this grade may seem pretty low. There's no doubt Jenna's cute, but "hot" doesn't quite define her from the shoulders up. She could be Amy Adams's sister, but there would definitely be a Jan/Marsha type of envy going on (I don't even need to tell you which one would be Jan). Truth be told, Fischer does remind you of that receptionist at your work who seemed pretty average at first, but you develop a raging heart-on for her over time.
My only wish is that I had more evidence to truly grade Jenna in this subject properly. From what I've seen, Jenna's bum has great potential. The only problem is what I've seen isn't much (perhaps a beach day is in order?). An occasional over-the-shoulder pose at various red carpet gatherings ain't enough to convince me to slap on an "A" for "ass" this time around. How about a "B" for "Beesley"?
I don't know how many times I've heard Michael Scott make a completely inappropriate comment about Pam's doppelgängers, but I'm sure it's in the double-digits. I've always felt that Jenna's bewbs could light up a room, even if only partially visible. Unfortunately, more often than not, Jenna's outfits are pretty modest. You need GIFs like this to be reminded of the powers possessed by that rack. Otherwise, they're like two heavy Christmas presents you wish you could unwrap, but the tag says "Do not open until next major movie role". (Wishful thinking?).
Sure, her post-baby body a couple years ago may have made an alarm go off in some of our heads, in worry that Jenna's rockin' bod was a thing of the past. Luckily, she recovered rather nicely, and quickly, which is good news considering Jenna's lean physique is most definitely why she broke into the Hottieverse to begin with, along with her role on "The Office". She seems to make the effort to keep her body healthy, which I think does more for her looks than any make-up/hair product will ever do.
There was a time when Jenna was on a track to becoming the next big female name in comedy, with roles in BLADES OF GLORY, THE BROTHERS SOLOMON and WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY all within the same year, but somehow that train got derailed. She also did a terrific job in a movie you never saw called A LITTLE HELP, which I'd highly recommend if you're a fan of Jenna's. I understand she had a lot on her plate with "The Office" of course, and then she had a kid, and yada yada yada. Still, I can't help but feel something bigger could've become of this everyman's everywoman. But the last movie I remember seeing her in was HALL PASS. Yeesh.
Aside from seeming like one of the most tolerable ex-wives on the planet, Jenna doesn't really display too many personality traits other than just being genuinely "nice" and "sweet". The waterworks certainly built up within her towards the tail-end of "The Office", so I suppose that shows she's not an emotionless stump on the inside. That said, when I imagine sitting down for a chat with Jenna, I don't imagine we'd share very many commonalities. Unless she enjoys ogling pictures of herself, of course.