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Hottie Report Card: Karen Gillan

04.11.2014by: Salacious Crumb

As if I needed another reason to be afraid to look into the mirror, the haunted mirror flick OCULUS comes to theaters this weekend. It's gotten pretty decent reviews for a modern horror film thus far, but what may have some fanboys interested is the inclusion of Scottish hottie Karen Gillan. I say "fanboys" because Karen, of course, starred on "Doctor Who" for several seasons, and that's probably where the majority of us know the rambunctious redhead from. We'll get more into that later, but right now let's head to the chalkboard and examine Karen's various ranks of hotness.

We can't deny that a great deal of Karen's "hubba hubba" points comes from her doll-like face. It's a well-balanced combination of cute, sexy and beautiful. Science has proven this; when Karen shaved her head a role in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, she was still looking pretty babe-licious. Don't get me wrong, I still much prefer the big red look, but the fact that she can still rock the Uncle Fester look says a lot about Karen's above-the-shoulders section.

As much as it pains me to admit this, Karen doesn't have much of a butt to speak of. To be fair, we haven't been exposed to it much in Gillan's photoshoots, but she has made it very much available for our speculation in NOT ANOTHER HAPPY ENDING, so she gets some bonus points for show and tell. That said, this ass can be described in the same way detective Rust Cohle describes time: a flat circle.

Again, there's not a whole lot to be said here, but I actually dig Karen's time-traveling boobies. They fit her body well and she can make them look really good when she tries, while not trying too hard. She doesn't need massive cleavage to distract us from her hideous face, because her face is far from hideous. Besides, I don't think we need every redhead in Hollywood to carry around an enormous rack we can see from space. Christina Hendricks has been filling that slot just fine.

I wasn't sure whether or not to switch the "fitness" category to "hotness" or simply "adorableness", but either way, Karen has a great body in my opinion. Sure, it may be a little noodley in places, but you should know by now that Karen can look rather exquisite in a one-piece swimsuit. If for some reason you don't, here you go…

This is a tough subject to be certain about, since Karen still hasn't been seen in her biggest role to date in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. However, I don't see how that could possibly take her career in a bad direction. Like many, I'm very happy about Gillan's recent success, because she is indeed exactly the type of person to take unexpected twists and turns with her acting choices. For someone who starred on the childish British sketch comedy series "The Kevin Bishop Show" just 5 years ago, it's truly impressive how far she's come.

I would probably dig Karen's personality if she were like Amy on "Doctor Who": cool, confident and adventurous. However, the fact that she's more like a clumsy nerd-girl with a permanent case of the giggles makes me love her so much more. Honestly, the real reason Karen's being offered all these roles lately probably has something to do with her being such a delightful sweetheart. Who wouldn't want to work around that? On top of that, she's gorgeous and doesn't seem the least bit superficial. She shaved her head for a role in a comic book movie. 'Nuff said.

Extra Tidbit: What do you grade Karen Gillan?

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11:24AM on 04/14/2014
Ds for everything except for her hair. Which she cut off.
Ds for everything except for her hair. Which she cut off.
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4:14AM on 04/12/2014
I saw her in Oculus today. She's cute.
I saw her in Oculus today. She's cute.
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1:47AM on 04/12/2014
love her she was great on doctor who im a sucker for a cute redhead
love her she was great on doctor who im a sucker for a cute redhead
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8:58PM on 04/11/2014

I'd give her an A-.....

....just on the basis that I am more attracted to her than most of the "hot" actresses in Hollywood. The only condition is that I need to see her ass.....nude, in lingerie, in a bikini.....whatever! She literally hides it, which makes me think the author is right in giving her a 'C' for it, but I won't make up my mind until I see the proof for myself.

But everything else is a solid 'A'. She has a quality that is utterly appealing, and one that is lacking in most of the women people
....just on the basis that I am more attracted to her than most of the "hot" actresses in Hollywood. The only condition is that I need to see her ass.....nude, in lingerie, in a bikini.....whatever! She literally hides it, which makes me think the author is right in giving her a 'C' for it, but I won't make up my mind until I see the proof for myself.

But everything else is a solid 'A'. She has a quality that is utterly appealing, and one that is lacking in most of the women people drool over.
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4:20PM on 04/11/2014
Die-hard Kaz fan.
Die-hard Kaz fan.
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2:30PM on 04/11/2014
I never got into Dr. Who and I don't watch a lot of British TV or movies, but from what I've seen of her, she's a fantastic woman. She definitely has a great face, love her hair, and she's got a nice body, even if I do prefer a more curvaceous figure. Looking forward to seeing her in Guardians and I may check out Oculus after all the good buzz.
I never got into Dr. Who and I don't watch a lot of British TV or movies, but from what I've seen of her, she's a fantastic woman. She definitely has a great face, love her hair, and she's got a nice body, even if I do prefer a more curvaceous figure. Looking forward to seeing her in Guardians and I may check out Oculus after all the good buzz.
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1:48PM on 04/11/2014

That's a fair score

I was first introduced to Karen Gillan with DR. WHO, but she's definitely an actress to watch. I suspect we'll be seeing more of her in the future.
I was first introduced to Karen Gillan with DR. WHO, but she's definitely an actress to watch. I suspect we'll be seeing more of her in the future.
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8:59AM on 04/11/2014
She's cute.

Definitely wouldn't say no.
She's cute.

Definitely wouldn't say no.
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8:25AM on 04/11/2014
"Do you want to hop on my TARDIS" doesn't make a lot of sense. "into my TARDIS", maybe? Unless it's clinging to the outside the way Capt. Jack Harkness did. Anyway, Gillan's cute and sexy. She's not a classic, seductive femme fatale, but that's definitely not a problem for me. I think I'm starting to prefer Jenna Coleman but Karen Gillan's definitely a hottie in her own right. That photo set of her in the skin-tight leather was mind-blowing. [link] [link] Really loved the moment when she
"Do you want to hop on my TARDIS" doesn't make a lot of sense. "into my TARDIS", maybe? Unless it's clinging to the outside the way Capt. Jack Harkness did. Anyway, Gillan's cute and sexy. She's not a classic, seductive femme fatale, but that's definitely not a problem for me. I think I'm starting to prefer Jenna Coleman but Karen Gillan's definitely a hottie in her own right. That photo set of her in the skin-tight leather was mind-blowing. [link] [link] Really loved the moment when she whipped off that wig at Comic-Con to reveal she'd shaved her head to play Nebula. [link] Turned me on in the weirdest of ways.
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12:59PM on 04/11/2014
LOL your first couple sentences may have been the geekiest reply to a strike back I have seen on this site! Awesome!
LOL your first couple sentences may have been the geekiest reply to a strike back I have seen on this site! Awesome!
11:01PM on 04/11/2014
Thank you Mr. Kurtz.
Thank you Mr. Kurtz.
8:20AM on 04/11/2014
She is cute. I really haven't seen any of her work so I can't say much more than that.

For next week how about Annet Mahendru who plays Nina on The Americans? She is gorgeous and she's one of the biggest reasons that is such a great show.
She is cute. I really haven't seen any of her work so I can't say much more than that.

For next week how about Annet Mahendru who plays Nina on The Americans? She is gorgeous and she's one of the biggest reasons that is such a great show.
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7:12AM on 04/11/2014
I would not give Face an A. It doesn't suck you in and hold you, at least not me.. Closer to a C for me. Overall low B.
I would not give Face an A. It doesn't suck you in and hold you, at least not me.. Closer to a C for me. Overall low B.
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