Are you guys all excited about this weekend's release of the romantic fantasy/epic
TWILIGHT THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES? Actually, it was released two days ago, so you've probably already seen it, right? No?? Well, shoot. Did you happen to catch that creepy, home-invasion thriller YOU'RE NEXT THE PURGE? Certainly some of you must have. Well, if not, many of you are probably familiar with the fictional, violent cable-based TV series "Spartacus" "Game of Thrones". Yeah, I bet that got your attention. Well, each of the projects mentioned above (that aren't crossed out) all have one thing in common: they all star tatted-up English hottie Lena Headey. Let's put her to the test, shall we?
Don't get me wrong, I admire Lena's noggin. It's perfect for an actress. She can look remarkably beautiful, even stunning at times, but when it's called for, she can also look like one evil beyotchosaurus. This is a skill most aspiring actresses would die for, even if you're basically showing the world your not-so-pretty side. Of course, most actresses have them, but they don't lay it flat out on the table the way Lena does (believe it or not, that's a compliment [somehow]).
I've never even thought to glance at Lena's lower end, just because she's obviously a slender hottie with little to offer in the more "curvaceous" areas. Of course, it doesn't turn my stomach or make we want to cry, but it doesn't bring me tears of joy, either. I think Lena's best bet would be to stick to wearing the tight, black leather outfits, which help define these said areas and make them not half bad-looking. She seems to have this figured out already.
Most of what I said above applies to this "subject" as well, including the whole bit about black leather clothing. While they're nothing to write home about, at least Lena's ta-tas match her body. If they were too much bigger, they'd look disproportionate to the rest of her body. Still, at the end of the day, Lena's Headeys are nothing more than simply adequate.
She may not have the curves to land a feature spot in an R&B music-video, but there's not doubt Lena is in great shape. Even when released from all those tight corsets from the wardrobe department of "Thrones", Lena's bod appears to be pretty tight. She may be on the thinner side, but not to the point where you'd feel like you're bangin' Skeletor (who still hasn't returned my calls, by the way).
Let me admit right off the bat that I have yet to watch an episode of "Game of Thrones", which is no doubt what fans of Headey associate her with most. Then, of course, there was the whole "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles". Other than that, her name probably doesn't ring a bell with most common folk. But I'll admit she was dern'd good in DREDD and she was dern'd hot in THE JUNGLE BOOK (check it out again, it ain't that bad). At the moment, she seems to be vastly climbing the latter toward further success, which is obviously a good thing.
What can I say? Lena has a personality that feels real and says she isn't pretending to be something she's not. Of course, this is just going by what I've seen, but she seems like a rad person. Plus she curses in her interviews, and I don't know if I'm just sick in the head or whatever, but I really dig hotties who curse in their interviews. All this to say, I see no reason for not lending Lena an "A" in this category.