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Hottie Report Card: Lena Headey

Aug. 23, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Are you guys all excited about this weekend's release of the romantic fantasy/epic TWILIGHT THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES? Actually, it was released two days ago, so you've probably already seen it, right? No?? Well, shoot. Did you happen to catch that creepy, home-invasion thriller YOU'RE NEXT THE PURGE? Certainly some of you must have. Well, if not, many of you are probably familiar with the fictional, violent cable-based TV series "Spartacus" "Game of Thrones". Yeah, I bet that got your attention. Well, each of the projects mentioned above (that aren't crossed out) all have one thing in common: they all star tatted-up English hottie Lena Headey. Let's put her to the test, shall we?

Don't get me wrong, I admire Lena's noggin. It's perfect for an actress. She can look remarkably beautiful, even stunning at times, but when it's called for, she can also look like one evil beyotchosaurus. This is a skill most aspiring actresses would die for, even if you're basically showing the world your not-so-pretty side. Of course, most actresses have them, but they don't lay it flat out on the table the way Lena does (believe it or not, that's a compliment [somehow]).

I've never even thought to glance at Lena's lower end, just because she's obviously a slender hottie with little to offer in the more "curvaceous" areas. Of course, it doesn't turn my stomach or make we want to cry, but it doesn't bring me tears of joy, either. I think Lena's best bet would be to stick to wearing the tight, black leather outfits, which help define these said areas and make them not half bad-looking. She seems to have this figured out already.

Most of what I said above applies to this "subject" as well, including the whole bit about black leather clothing. While they're nothing to write home about, at least Lena's ta-tas match her body. If they were too much bigger, they'd look disproportionate to the rest of her body. Still, at the end of the day, Lena's Headeys are nothing more than simply adequate.

She may not have the curves to land a feature spot in an R&B music-video, but there's not doubt Lena is in great shape. Even when released from all those tight corsets from the wardrobe department of "Thrones", Lena's bod appears to be pretty tight. She may be on the thinner side, but not to the point where you'd feel like you're bangin' Skeletor (who still hasn't returned my calls, by the way).

Let me admit right off the bat that I have yet to watch an episode of "Game of Thrones", which is no doubt what fans of Headey associate her with most. Then, of course, there was the whole "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles". Other than that, her name probably doesn't ring a bell with most common folk. But I'll admit she was dern'd good in DREDD and she was dern'd hot in THE JUNGLE BOOK (check it out again, it ain't that bad). At the moment, she seems to be vastly climbing the latter toward further success, which is obviously a good thing.

What can I say? Lena has a personality that feels real and says she isn't pretending to be something she's not. Of course, this is just going by what I've seen, but she seems like a rad person. Plus she curses in her interviews, and I don't know if I'm just sick in the head or whatever, but I really dig hotties who curse in their interviews. All this to say, I see no reason for not lending Lena an "A" in this category.

Extra Tidbit: How would you have graded Lena Headey?

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9:32AM on 08/26/2013
A definite hottie IMO!
A definite hottie IMO!
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2:09PM on 08/25/2013
She's an all-round winner for me. Smoking hot Brit babe who's still rocking it despite being a little older than the average age of someone who gets featured here on Movie Hotties. She's got a presence on screen; she isn't just a wallflower. Became a big fan of her's after Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
She's an all-round winner for me. Smoking hot Brit babe who's still rocking it despite being a little older than the average age of someone who gets featured here on Movie Hotties. She's got a presence on screen; she isn't just a wallflower. Became a big fan of her's after Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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1:48PM on 08/24/2013
At least an A for sure. Anything less is stupid.
At least an A for sure. Anything less is stupid.
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8:59PM on 08/23/2013
I'd say B+
I'd say B+
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6:23PM on 08/23/2013
Mad hottie. gets sexier every time I see her.....
Mad hottie. gets sexier every time I see her.....
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6:09PM on 08/23/2013
I see you edited your last sentence in your personality score after I said something about it and said what I told you to say....Do I not get a thanks? ;-)
I see you edited your last sentence in your personality score after I said something about it and said what I told you to say....Do I not get a thanks? ;-)
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4:52PM on 08/23/2013

Hottie

She is undoubtable sexy...but not someone I would put in my top hotties of all time. I like more curves...but beyond that, she still has a great body.
She is undoubtable sexy...but not someone I would put in my top hotties of all time. I like more curves...but beyond that, she still has a great body.
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4:23PM on 08/23/2013

Hottie for sure!

I met Lena at a comic convention this year. I can say that whatever you think of her on screen she is 100% hotter in person!
I met Lena at a comic convention this year. I can say that whatever you think of her on screen she is 100% hotter in person!
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3:37PM on 08/23/2013
I have been a fan of Lena Headey every since I saw her hot ass sex scene in 300. She isn't the hottest thing in the world, but I would have given her ass and boobs at least a B. Lena's role in Game of Thrones though, could and should be hotter, I mean she is perfect for the character, and her acting is great, but she has yet to take off her clothes for the role, and that is a damn shame, considering it goes against the books, and she has gone nude for movies before. Speaking of Game of Thrones,
I have been a fan of Lena Headey every since I saw her hot ass sex scene in 300. She isn't the hottest thing in the world, but I would have given her ass and boobs at least a B. Lena's role in Game of Thrones though, could and should be hotter, I mean she is perfect for the character, and her acting is great, but she has yet to take off her clothes for the role, and that is a damn shame, considering it goes against the books, and she has gone nude for movies before. Speaking of Game of Thrones, it's a bit ignorant to insinuate that Game of Thrones is just like Spartacus, only to then say you have never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. The funny thing is, two shows could hardly be more different, and this is coming from someone who has seen every episode of both shows, and then some. So next time do some research before subjecting us to your "crossed out" humor.
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4:11PM on 08/23/2013
She didn't explicitly say, but she said she would eventually go nude for that specific event in book 5.
She didn't explicitly say, but she said she would eventually go nude for that specific event in book 5.
5:47PM on 08/23/2013
Do you remember when she said that, or for what? I am just curious, but it is good to hear, and I hope she does at least go nude for that specific chapter of A Dance with Dragons, if nothing else. I would have lost some respect for her if she refused to go nude for that scene, because nudity is an absolute must for it. I have already found it a bit annoying that she has been willing to go nude before for other things, but not Game of Thrones, which might end up being her best work, so you would
Do you remember when she said that, or for what? I am just curious, but it is good to hear, and I hope she does at least go nude for that specific chapter of A Dance with Dragons, if nothing else. I would have lost some respect for her if she refused to go nude for that scene, because nudity is an absolute must for it. I have already found it a bit annoying that she has been willing to go nude before for other things, but not Game of Thrones, which might end up being her best work, so you would think she would be willing to do it justice.
6:16PM on 08/23/2013
Quote: "I've said from day one that I've got no problem with nudity. I've done it throughout my career. But for this character, it's been better for her regality and her feistiness to not bare her flesh until she has to. When it's out of her control. And if that ever happens, it won't be Cersei being seductive or sexy. She'll be stripped. That kind of a scene will have more power if it's not an everyday occurrence. I can't wait for that."

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Another Quote: "In a sense, though, that's
Quote: "I've said from day one that I've got no problem with nudity. I've done it throughout my career. But for this character, it's been better for her regality and her feistiness to not bare her flesh until she has to. When it's out of her control. And if that ever happens, it won't be Cersei being seductive or sexy. She'll be stripped. That kind of a scene will have more power if it's not an everyday occurrence. I can't wait for that."

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Another Quote: "In a sense, though, that's neither here nor there because, says Headey, getting naked has not hitherto been a part of Cersei's journey. 'I have this theory about her keeping her clothes on. I think all along there's a regality to her that is really protected by being clothed. She's chosen not to disrobe. And when she does, it'll be beyond her control.' Those who have read the books will understand what she means."

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11:46PM on 08/23/2013
Thanks for that, it's good to know she isn't unwilling, when the scene really calls for it.
Thanks for that, it's good to know she isn't unwilling, when the scene really calls for it.
2:48PM on 08/23/2013

I dig her.

But, dude, you said "All this to say, I see no reason for lending Lena an "A" in this category.", but you gave her an A, so it should have said "All this to say, I see no reason for NOT lending Lena an "A" in this category." ;-)
But, dude, you said "All this to say, I see no reason for lending Lena an "A" in this category.", but you gave her an A, so it should have said "All this to say, I see no reason for NOT lending Lena an "A" in this category." ;-)
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2:31PM on 08/23/2013
She's sexy as all hell.
She's sexy as all hell.
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2:13PM on 08/23/2013
Super hot in Mama and The Purge. Meh on GoT.
Super hot in Mama and The Purge. Meh on GoT.
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1:53PM on 08/23/2013
She's not my usual type either but she's very pretty and stunning at times on GoT. I just can't stand tattoos on women. If they're hidden that's one thing but from what I understand she's got them all over.
She's not my usual type either but she's very pretty and stunning at times on GoT. I just can't stand tattoos on women. If they're hidden that's one thing but from what I understand she's got them all over.
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1:42PM on 08/23/2013

Gotta Say...

... I agree. She's completely hot as a whole but when you break it down under the microscope, it's certain features that are great and others that are so-so, balancing out into one fine woman.
... I agree. She's completely hot as a whole but when you break it down under the microscope, it's certain features that are great and others that are so-so, balancing out into one fine woman.
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1:39PM on 08/23/2013
Let's not forget about her performance in 300, giving emasculating remarks to Persian messengers and her slo-mo nude sex with Gerard Butler. There's also her lezzing out with Piper Perabo in Imagine Me & You.
Let's not forget about her performance in 300, giving emasculating remarks to Persian messengers and her slo-mo nude sex with Gerard Butler. There's also her lezzing out with Piper Perabo in Imagine Me & You.
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12:58PM on 08/23/2013
Y know, I love my girls with curves, and she seems like she would be an obvious no-go for me, but for some reason, Lena really turns me on.
Y know, I love my girls with curves, and she seems like she would be an obvious no-go for me, but for some reason, Lena really turns me on.
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