ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES may be the most unnecessary sequel everyone wanted, but it's finally here. Frankly, I'm still debating whether or not to trim my mustache, down some scotch and check it out this weekend. Based on the pretty unbalanced reviews, any individual's particular level of enjoyment of this film is a challenge to predict, and it really probably depends on your own personal sense of humor. However, I can already foresee some of the good things to come out of it, like Meagan Good. Get it? Got it? Good.
Not a bad vision to wake up in the morning. While I can't tell you whether or not her eyebrows were tattooed on by some state-of-the-art machine, Meagan is obviously pretty dern'd beautiful. Although, her mug has mysteriously evolved over the years, and I find her to be much more attractive today than 10 years ago. This could be thanks to Dr. Schmoe, but I won't mind until it's painfully obvious.
You've probably seen her showing it off like an engagement ring at movie premieres and other various events, now more than ever. It definitely has it's moments, but I suppose there's room for improvement. However, it's always been an enjoyable ass to stumble upon, and Meagan has been showing it off like an engagement ring for over a decade. Just so you can't say I didn't prove it, here's a photo of her at a movie premiere from 2002...
Don't act like you're not impressed. If you thought Meagan's lower-half was a handful, just check out what she's carrying on the upper-deck. Hachi machi! Although, again I can't help but feel that she may have had a little surgical help... Screw it, they haven't changed much from a decade ago. Lately, Meagan has recently moved on from showcasing her bum to making us all more familiar with her two lovely friends. Of course, we all know this due to her cleave-tastic appearance at the ANCHORMAN 2 premiere in London.
As voluptuous as parts of her may be, Meagan is also in terrific shape. In fact, she had some remarkably chiseled abs beck in the early 2000's, which were often heavily showcased in her photoshoots (along with her tits). She's gotten a little more tone since then, but I like it. She's not too gushy, but not pumped up enough to be eligible for "American Gladiators", either.
Good has been in the acting game since childhood, and starred in a hefty catalogue of feature films, some good, some pretty awful. Surely, you all remember the 2004 movie D.E.B.S., right? No? Well here are three words that might help jog your memory: schoolgirls with guns. Well, Meagan was one of those short skirt-flaunting schoolgirls. She's come quite a long way, but not without pedaling upstream through some major shit flicks (THE LOVE GURU, YOU GOT SERVED, LIKE MIKE). At 32-years-old, Meagan hopefully has many years of taunting us with her abundant cleavage to go.
Like almost every other hottie I wind up grading, I really want to like Meagan. She doesn't seem like a mean, crude or dishonest human being, but she also doesn't strike me as someone who has deep thoughts. Since she was a teen surrounded by the atmosphere of bullshit Hollywood, she's mainly kept her career steady by remaining good-looking, and not so much talented. However, given that fact, it's also nice to see that she's a seemingly cool chick, and has a sense of humor. You stay classy.