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Hottie Report Card: Meagan Good

Dec. 20, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES may be the most unnecessary sequel everyone wanted, but it's finally here. Frankly, I'm still debating whether or not to trim my mustache, down some scotch and check it out this weekend. Based on the pretty unbalanced reviews, any individual's particular level of enjoyment of this film is a challenge to predict, and it really probably depends on your own personal sense of humor. However, I can already foresee some of the good things to come out of it, like Meagan Good. Get it? Got it? Good.

Not a bad vision to wake up in the morning. While I can't tell you whether or not her eyebrows were tattooed on by some state-of-the-art machine, Meagan is obviously pretty dern'd beautiful. Although, her mug has mysteriously evolved over the years, and I find her to be much more attractive today than 10 years ago. This could be thanks to Dr. Schmoe, but I won't mind until it's painfully obvious.

You've probably seen her showing it off like an engagement ring at movie premieres and other various events, now more than ever. It definitely has it's moments, but I suppose there's room for improvement. However, it's always been an enjoyable ass to stumble upon, and Meagan has been showing it off like an engagement ring for over a decade. Just so you can't say I didn't prove it, here's a photo of her at a movie premiere from 2002...

Don't act like you're not impressed. If you thought Meagan's lower-half was a handful, just check out what she's carrying on the upper-deck. Hachi machi! Although, again I can't help but feel that she may have had a little surgical help... Screw it, they haven't changed much from a decade ago. Lately, Meagan has recently moved on from showcasing her bum to making us all more familiar with her two lovely friends. Of course, we all know this due to her cleave-tastic appearance at the ANCHORMAN 2 premiere in London. 

As voluptuous as parts of her may be, Meagan is also in terrific shape. In fact, she had some remarkably chiseled abs beck in the early 2000's, which were often heavily showcased in her photoshoots (along with her tits). She's gotten a little more tone since then, but I like it. She's not too gushy, but not pumped up enough to be eligible for "American Gladiators", either.

Good has been in the acting game since childhood, and starred in a hefty catalogue of feature films, some good, some pretty awful. Surely, you all remember the 2004 movie D.E.B.S., right? No? Well here are three words that might help jog your memory: schoolgirls with guns. Well, Meagan was one of those short skirt-flaunting schoolgirls. She's come quite a long way, but not without pedaling upstream through some major shit flicks (THE LOVE GURU, YOU GOT SERVED, LIKE MIKE).  At 32-years-old, Meagan hopefully has many years of taunting us with her abundant cleavage to go.

Like almost every other hottie I wind up grading, I really want to like Meagan. She doesn't seem like a mean, crude or dishonest human being, but she also doesn't strike me as someone who has deep thoughts. Since she was a teen surrounded by the atmosphere of bullshit Hollywood, she's mainly kept her career steady by remaining good-looking, and not so much talented. However, given that fact, it's also nice to see that she's a seemingly cool chick, and has a sense of humor. You stay classy.

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2:45PM on 12/21/2013
my buddy's mom makes $72 hourly on the laptop. She has been out of a job for 7 months but last month her pay check was $13697 just working on the laptop for a few hours. you can look here... www.buzz19.com
my buddy's mom makes $72 hourly on the laptop. She has been out of a job for 7 months but last month her pay check was $13697 just working on the laptop for a few hours. you can look here... www.buzz19.com
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11:22AM on 12/21/2013
Yea I agree with jay beezy Melissa Fumero is freakin hot if you can find some good pics.
Yea I agree with jay beezy Melissa Fumero is freakin hot if you can find some good pics.
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9:42PM on 12/21/2013
If she's graded, it should be more on potential for hottie greatness than current accomplishments. The only other major roles before Brooklyn were recurring parts on Gossip Girl and One Life to Live. So Brooklyn Nine Nine is essentially her big break and that just started, but with her doing so well on that show, she's on the rise. It should be more like a Hottie Progress Report Card.
If she's graded, it should be more on potential for hottie greatness than current accomplishments. The only other major roles before Brooklyn were recurring parts on Gossip Girl and One Life to Live. So Brooklyn Nine Nine is essentially her big break and that just started, but with her doing so well on that show, she's on the rise. It should be more like a Hottie Progress Report Card.
1:33AM on 12/21/2013
I think she's hot. It's been a while since I've thought about her in a dirty fashion, though.

Anyway, since most of these users have been asking for lesser knowns, it made me think about Melissa Fumero, who's on Brooklyn Nine Nine. She's cute as hell and a big dork, but she probably doesn't have enough hottie pics or film/TV projects under her belt to do a substantial analysis.
I think she's hot. It's been a while since I've thought about her in a dirty fashion, though.

Anyway, since most of these users have been asking for lesser knowns, it made me think about Melissa Fumero, who's on Brooklyn Nine Nine. She's cute as hell and a big dork, but she probably doesn't have enough hottie pics or film/TV projects under her belt to do a substantial analysis.
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12:09AM on 12/21/2013
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!! There ain't no way you are going to give her ass a B when you gave these other flat booty bitches A's. Are fucking kidding me here? Her face is an A easy. I'm not trying to pull that card but man my hand is on it. There is some bias shit going on here. If ya'll don't straighten up these ratings man, i'm outta here. Seriously. She has the perfect ass. I'm highly, HIGHLY disappointed with this rating.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!! There ain't no way you are going to give her ass a B when you gave these other flat booty bitches A's. Are fucking kidding me here? Her face is an A easy. I'm not trying to pull that card but man my hand is on it. There is some bias shit going on here. If ya'll don't straighten up these ratings man, i'm outta here. Seriously. She has the perfect ass. I'm highly, HIGHLY disappointed with this rating.
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5:54PM on 12/20/2013
maybe its your taste but i seen this site score women with no asses and chest with a "A" while you give Meagan a "B" whats. Doesn't make sense to me cuz the woman is a "A" to me.
maybe its your taste but i seen this site score women with no asses and chest with a "A" while you give Meagan a "B" whats. Doesn't make sense to me cuz the woman is a "A" to me.
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5:26PM on 12/20/2013
Shes an A
Shes an A
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4:04PM on 12/20/2013
I think I would realistically give her a C+.
I think I would realistically give her a C+.
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9:32AM on 12/20/2013

mmm....

So fine. Always loved that Hooters pic.
So fine. Always loved that Hooters pic.
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8:59AM on 12/20/2013
my roomate's half-sister makes $86 every hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for five months but last month her income was $16579 just working on the laptop for a few hours. straight from the source... www.Buzz19.com
my roomate's half-sister makes $86 every hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for five months but last month her income was $16579 just working on the laptop for a few hours. straight from the source... www.Buzz19.com
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8:27AM on 12/20/2013
A at least. What is with the grading lately?
A at least. What is with the grading lately?
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7:52AM on 12/20/2013
A fucking plus. What a goddess!
A fucking plus. What a goddess!
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