Okay, her name has been plaguing the comments section on practically a weekly basis for a while now, so I figure I'd throw you a frickin' bone and give you your Natalie Dormer. Natalie has been gradually climbing the hottie ladder for years by presenting her cute boobies on period-based drama series like "The Tudors", and more famously, "Game Of Thrones". Personally, I never really paid attention because I don't watch those shows. Nothing against them, although from an outsiders perspective, it's strange to see what looks like soft-core pornography receive so many Emmy nominations. I know, me complaining about the sexual themes on a TV show is like the pot calling the kettle a worthless bastard. So forget that, let us just move on and get to studying this dame of "Thrones"...
Setting her legs aside, Natalie's mug is probably her best physical feature and the key thing that attracts her many fans/stalkers. I didn't know much about this woman before looking her up, but the face told me 60% of what I needed to know. One minor annoyance of mine is that off-to-the-side, "duck lips" thing she does. It's cute at first, but after going through ten dozen photos of her with that same expression, I'm almost worried her mouth was permanently damaged from sucking on a really sour lemon as a kid.
This part of Dormer's anatomy doesn't necessarily drop my tongue to the floor, but maybe somewhere near my belly-button. From certain angles, her lower curves definitely have the power to affect your sweat glands, but I haven't been fully convinced that the booty itself possesses much power all on its own. Perhaps I just need a little more convincing.
Many schmoes out there prefer boobs that are just big enough fill a martini glass, and Dormer pretty much fits that bill perfectly. She does know how to present them at red carpet gatherings and such, but I was just slightly underwhelmed when I rushed to check out one of Dormer's topless scenes in "Game Of Thrones". Before anyone starts chucking stones and launching arrows at my general vicinity, please remember a B+ is still pretty darn good. By no means, Natalie, should you stop taking your clothes off on camera.
While she can probably improve in the subjects above by adding a few pounds, Natalie's body type is quite an amazing spectacle as it stands. Granted I haven't seen her standing around naked on an HD screen as much as religious "Thrones" watchers, but I don't think they would disagree. She looks flat out faptastic most of the time, and I admire her choice to wear lots of loose but revealing clothes. It's like looking at a gorgeous sculpture that's halfway covered with drapes.
31-year-old Dormer's early work in the biz consisted of mediocre flicks like CASANOVA, FLAWLESS and the terrible, Madonna-directed W.E. However, her film career seems to be picking up some speed this year, with her appearances in RUSH and THE COUNSELOR, plus the fact that she's been cast in MOCKINGJAY PARTS 1 and 2. Of course, her involvement with "Game Of Thrones" is what Dormer's known most for, which is why she's still unfamiliar to schmoes like myself. She has stated herself that she hopes to not be typecast in period pieces, or as she calls it, catching "Helena Bonham Carter-itis". Let's hope she comes to more outsiders' attention in 2014. She seems to be headed on the right track.
As per usual, I won't be taking this subject into account much in the "overall grade" because I don't know this hottie too well. If I'd noticed something obvious right off the bat that made me like or dislike her, it would be different. Some reasons to like her: she enjoys fencing as a hobby, she was bullied in school and she's fond of classic movies. Reasons to dislike her: she's not on my bed.