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Hottie Report Card: Nicole Beharie

Nov. 1, 2013by: Salacious Crumb
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When Letsgotothemall successfully crammed "Sleepy Hollow" star Nicole Beharie into my thick skull for consideration, I only hesitated because I really don't know too much about the lady. Aside from a topless scene in SHAME and a photoshoot for Esquire magazine, Nicole is somewhat of a new student in a class full of already well-established hotties. Frankly, I didn't want to go off surmising an opinion about an actress I'm hardly familiar with, especially when at first glance, she's a pretty normal-looking woman. Then again, we pretty much spent all of October grading top-shelf babes, so maybe it is time to take it down a notch. Plus I don't want to lose my head over this thing. See what I did there?

Perhaps it just hasn't grown on me yet, but when I count the qualities Nicole has that make me attracted to her so far, her face just isn't one of them. She certainly isn't fugly undatable, she's just very generic-looking, which is actually perfect for the small-town cop she plays in "Sleepy Hollow". However, the subjects in which I find Nicole most attractive exist below her neckline.

Now this is more like it! From what I've gathered, Nicole can provide one hell of a profile view, a couple of which can be seen below. As usual, my only complaint is that pictures of Nicole's bum are few and far between. What the heck, Nicole? I'll reward you with a better grade next time if you provide more ass shots for further speculation.

I'm always saying some hotties could earn extra credit in this category simply by revealing their ta-tas on a big screen. This is precisely what Nicole did in the movie SHAME, and well, it really doesn't alter my opinion one way or the other. Of course, SHAME is the only film I've seen Nicole in, so it's not as if there was a doubt in my mind I'd be setting eyes on those perky Ichaboob Cranes. The mystery is gone, and the suspense didn't drag out long enough for those things to pay off. Aside from that, it's a nice set, but I wouldn't consider adding them to the female Frankenstein monster I'm building in the attic.

She possesses the thickness needed to pull off a round behind, while maintaining a strong yet slender figure all the way around. She doesn't appear to be on any sort of strict "all cardboard" diet, which is always nice to see. Sure, there are hotties with better figures out there, but if I were the Headless Horseman, there's no way you'd see me leaving Beharie's beheaded body in the woods. I know, gross.

Nicole's only been in the game since 2008, when she starred in AMERICAN VIOLET, so there's not a whole lot to look back on. As I mentioned plenty of times, she went showing her boobies off in SHAME, and she also garnered some more attention in this year's 42. Now she's probably best known for playing Abbie Mills in the Fox series "Sleepy Hollow". She's 28-years-old, so who can really say what's in store for the future of Nicole's acting career? Let's just hope it involves a bikini.

As I hope I've made clear by now, I know next-to-nothing about Nicole in general, let alone her personality, so I won't include this with the final average. From the bit of research I've done, she seems like a fun, outgoing individual. She's well-spoken and seems to fit rather well in the world of sophisticated Hollywood types. I wish her all the best in further establishing herself as an actress. She's got a good head on her shoulders. Hopefully she won't lose it.

Extra Tidbit: What grade would you give the "Sleepy Hollow" chick?

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9:35PM on 01/10/2014
Sleepy Hollow just started on the Fox affiliate in Taiwan. (I know, right? There's one in the Philippines too. But when you consider that Fox is owned by Newscorp, an Australian company, it's not that strange.) Nicole Beharie is incredible! I was turning the channel and I thought it was Kerry Washington for a moment! I was transfixed!

Now if only Chinese announcers would learn how to pronounce "Fox" and stop telling me I want "Fuck HD".
Sleepy Hollow just started on the Fox affiliate in Taiwan. (I know, right? There's one in the Philippines too. But when you consider that Fox is owned by Newscorp, an Australian company, it's not that strange.) Nicole Beharie is incredible! I was turning the channel and I thought it was Kerry Washington for a moment! I was transfixed!

Now if only Chinese announcers would learn how to pronounce "Fox" and stop telling me I want "Fuck HD".
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11:35PM on 11/03/2013
Shes beautiful all around. Salicious get the crumbs out of your eyes, next thing you know you'll be giving betty white's boobs an A+
Shes beautiful all around. Salicious get the crumbs out of your eyes, next thing you know you'll be giving betty white's boobs an A+
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5:25PM on 11/02/2013
Way underrated here. I don't understand how her face only got a C+.
Way underrated here. I don't understand how her face only got a C+.
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8:42AM on 11/01/2013

I'd rank her higher.

I think she's gorgeous personally. Thanks for putting her in your column!

Thor 2 comes out next week, how about Jaimie Alexander? Or Ellie Kemper for dseal22.
I think she's gorgeous personally. Thanks for putting her in your column!

Thor 2 comes out next week, how about Jaimie Alexander? Or Ellie Kemper for dseal22.
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10:10AM on 11/05/2013
I vote Jamie Alexander for the next one as well.
I vote Jamie Alexander for the next one as well.
7:57AM on 11/01/2013
She's so incredibly beautiful and sexy.
She's so incredibly beautiful and sexy.
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5:11AM on 11/01/2013
She's hot and I agree with your more or less, Professor! I'm glad you're grading down less for the lack of pics you can find and focusing more on the ones you do. Also, it's cool that you are grading lesser known women! How many times are we going to read about the same ones everyday? In that spirit I hope you grade Ellie Kemper next (I watched her in the Office a couple weeks ago on Netflix and forgot that she was the horny teacher in the 21 Jump Street movie)!
She's hot and I agree with your more or less, Professor! I'm glad you're grading down less for the lack of pics you can find and focusing more on the ones you do. Also, it's cool that you are grading lesser known women! How many times are we going to read about the same ones everyday? In that spirit I hope you grade Ellie Kemper next (I watched her in the Office a couple weeks ago on Netflix and forgot that she was the horny teacher in the 21 Jump Street movie)!
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12:27PM on 11/01/2013
I second Ellie Kemper!
I second Ellie Kemper!
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