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Hottie Report Card: Rebecca Hall

Apr. 18, 2014by: Salacious Crumb

TRANSCENDENCE makes it's way to theaters this weekend, and it has Johnny Depp in it, so it will either make billions and become a smash success, or it'll make a few millionless and be a huge failure. Still, I plan on seeing the thing, even if the trailer resembled an oddmixture of S1M0NE and LOOPER. Aside from Depp, it's got a pretty solid cast, including Paul Bettany, Morgan Freeman, Cillian Murphy and one of the most underrated movie hotties of our day, Rebecca Hall. Even though I could only dream of ever scoring a woman like Hall, let's have a look at this student's body and see how she ranks alongside other hotties. Why? Because pictures, that's why.

Rebecca has one of the most forgettable faces in the business these days. I'm not trying to bully her, but most of us had to watch several of her films before we realized we were looking at the same person. And it's not like she's a so-so actress (in fact, she's quite excellent), it's just that her look doesn't stand out much. However, this also means she's pretty enough to blend in with the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz.

If there's one pet peeve I have as a professor, it's hotties who keep their butts locked up and hidden away. It's really a tragedy, especially when there's so much potential left untapped (pun intended). It got some much needed attention in LAY THE FAVORITE, but not much else since. What gives, Rebecca?The word "classical" comes to mind for some reason, although that could just be because the most I've seen of Hall's sugar dumplings were some scenes in WIDE SARGASSO SEA. They could also fill a martini glass (individually, of course), which brings the word "classy" to mind. They may not be followed around by a marching band and fireworks like Katy Perry's tots, but at least Rebecca knows damn well how to work with what she's got. She also gets extra credit for this excellent sideboob.

Hall seems like an appropriate hottie to bring back the "legs" category for. I know we've got some leg lovers out there, and if you're one of them, you're probably not reading any of this. You're too busy ogling, and that's fine. What Rebecca lacks in decent shots of her derriere she makes up for with lots of leg. Judging from the way she flaunts her stems in photoshoots, this is one featureshe isn't shy about.

It's taken a while for Rebecca to become recognized as a celebrity by the mainstream, and we're not even entirely sure if she's there yet. However, she's gotten a lot of parts in movies with other high-profile actors and directors. She's never been the weakest link in any project I've ever seen her in, even if it's just a small role. Hopefully, that isn't about to change with TRANSCENDENCE, though I highly doubt it.

While I can't say I know a whole lot about her personally, I'm going to give Rebecca the benefit of doubt on this one. From the way other people talk about her, she's probably a charming specimen. Not to mention she works time and time again with the same people, who all have good things to say about her, so she must be doing something right. Last but not least, her fans are pretty persistent on trying to make her the next big thing. We wish her the best!

Extra Tidbit: How do you grade Rebecca Hall?

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12:52PM on 04/20/2014
I can't say I've ever heard of her before, but what I see here just doesn't impress me.
I can't say I've ever heard of her before, but what I see here just doesn't impress me.
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3:34AM on 04/19/2014
c- at best for me.
Not that attractive and a most bland actress who hasn't stood out in anything she's been in!
c- at best for me.
Not that attractive and a most bland actress who hasn't stood out in anything she's been in!
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1:44AM on 04/19/2014
I actually agree with smacaskill. Nothing against her personally, she's just kinda bland and boring.
I actually agree with smacaskill. Nothing against her personally, she's just kinda bland and boring.
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9:07PM on 04/18/2014

Now that's a woman

Still won't be caught dead at Transcendence but she's a definite babe.
Still won't be caught dead at Transcendence but she's a definite babe.
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5:00PM on 04/18/2014
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't like her. I don't find her particularly attractive and she's forgettable in most of her roles.

Also I'll repeat my suggestion from last week for Annet Mahendru who is best known for her role of Nina on The Americans. One of my favorite hotties on TV right now.
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't like her. I don't find her particularly attractive and she's forgettable in most of her roles.

Also I'll repeat my suggestion from last week for Annet Mahendru who is best known for her role of Nina on The Americans. One of my favorite hotties on TV right now.
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4:43PM on 04/18/2014
Love her and she's been great in everything I've seen her in. I think she's a gorgeous gal who can turn up the sexy yet she's got a girl next door vibe to her and seems very sweet and approachable. Beautiful voice too. I definitely give her A's across the board and especially her face. I think she's gorgeous.
Love her and she's been great in everything I've seen her in. I think she's a gorgeous gal who can turn up the sexy yet she's got a girl next door vibe to her and seems very sweet and approachable. Beautiful voice too. I definitely give her A's across the board and especially her face. I think she's gorgeous.
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3:09PM on 04/18/2014
Absolutely love Hall. She gets A's all over for me. It seems that lately this site had been setting crazy standards for women. It's slowly going down the drain.
Absolutely love Hall. She gets A's all over for me. It seems that lately this site had been setting crazy standards for women. It's slowly going down the drain.
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2:11PM on 04/18/2014
She's better than average, but that's about all I can say. From what I've seen her in, she's never really stuck out to me. She's noticeable in the looks department, even if she's only slightly above average to me there, but her acting has never really been too noticeable to me. She always just seems to be there. This unlike many other actresses who have a presence.
She's better than average, but that's about all I can say. From what I've seen her in, she's never really stuck out to me. She's noticeable in the looks department, even if she's only slightly above average to me there, but her acting has never really been too noticeable to me. She always just seems to be there. This unlike many other actresses who have a presence.
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11:31AM on 04/18/2014
She's a far better actress than Hollywood's allowing her to be.
She's a far better actress than Hollywood's allowing her to be.
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11:23AM on 04/18/2014
I don't understand the grading system now. When it comes to the ass you don't really say too much except that it isn't really seen a whole lot. But then you say there was attention given to it in Lay the Favorite (gradable attention, I'm assuming since I haven't seen it). Then for personality you give the benefit of the doubt? You want them to "show their work" (a teacher/grading term) for the ass instead of grading what's there but not for personality which all about "showing the work." I know
I don't understand the grading system now. When it comes to the ass you don't really say too much except that it isn't really seen a whole lot. But then you say there was attention given to it in Lay the Favorite (gradable attention, I'm assuming since I haven't seen it). Then for personality you give the benefit of the doubt? You want them to "show their work" (a teacher/grading term) for the ass instead of grading what's there but not for personality which all about "showing the work." I know I'm thinking this out too much, but you keep downgrading the ass section on some that should have a higher grade.
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10:26AM on 04/18/2014
I absolutely love her. I'm a sucker for a sexy English Rose and Rebecca Hall certainly counts as one. She was great in Iron Man 3 and I had the privilege to see her live on stage in a production of The Winter's Tale several years ago. She's classy/sexy to the core and that's such a turn on!
I absolutely love her. I'm a sucker for a sexy English Rose and Rebecca Hall certainly counts as one. She was great in Iron Man 3 and I had the privilege to see her live on stage in a production of The Winter's Tale several years ago. She's classy/sexy to the core and that's such a turn on!
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