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Hottie Report Card: Yvonne Strahovski

Jan. 24, 2014by: Salacious Crumb

Yvonne Strahovski. I just know there's a dirty joke in that name waiting to happen, but I'll let you decide what it is. If you followed either the psychological thrill-ride that was "Chuck" or the hilariously quirky "Dexter", you probably already have a raging heart-on for this hottie. The real question is whether or not Yvonne's beauty is enough to get the kiddies to go see I, FRANKENSTEIN this weekend. Half-assed CGI monsters made for a decent enough excuse to watch Beckinsale flip around in shiny latex for an evening, but does Yvonne possess those same kind of hypnotic hottie powers? Let's discuss.

To deny Yvonne's utter gorgeousness would be like denying that last week's episode of "True Detective" didn't shatter the universe (nearly). There's no doubt about it, but she's also same kind of generically hot blonde you see in many network TV pilots, in an attempt to lure in viewers. She's nonthreatening to the masses, which isn't a bad thing. Just means she may be harder to catch. 

This is a tough one, as always. I have certainly been curious about the wonders of Yvonne's backyard. She's done a great job keeping it nice and tone, but her seat cushion isn't quite as packed with stuffing as others, if you catch my drift. That's not to say I don't thoroughly enjoy watching Yvonne's backside at work, so by all means, keep that Aussie moon shinin'!

This blonde Bond's bonbons from beyond may not be the heftiest, but fans have made their infatuation with Yvonne's chest very clear. Over many hours, I searched through a lot of images for this subject (my nephew's piano recital can wait, right?), and the only complaint I have is there were no topless shots of Strahovski. The closest call we've got is this promotional body paint advertisement she did for SoBe beverages. Someone toss this woman a frisbee!

If you were a horny scientist in a lab using body parts to assemble the ultimate hottie, you could do worse than Strahovski. Way worse. While I generally prefer hotties with a little more thickness, Yvonne's bod suits her nicely, and it's not like she's at Kate Moss status. Actually, she's rather athletic and has some excellent muscle tone which really pays off when you see her in high definition. She can pin me against the wall and cuff me whenever she pleases.

Now comes the time to admit… I've never watched "Chuck" and haven't seen much of "Dexter". The only bits I've seen usually feature Yvonne undressing or being seductive in lingerie… Looks effin' splendid to me! Plus, considering they were two very diverse but successful shows, I suppose Yvonne is due credit to some degree. It's hard to predict just what direction her career will go after the release of I, FRANKENSTEIN. If it tanks, hopefully Yvonne will be given a proper chance to redeem herself so we can enjoy more of her on a large screen.

Most Australian hotties I've noticed usually have pretty rockin' presonalities, and Yvonne doesn't disprove that prejudice. I've probably seen Yvonne appear on talk shows more than I've seen her actually act, but she usually manages to keep my undivided attention. She's energetic and playful, but not exactly a party animal (although, there's a side of her I'd like to see). When the day is done, it's simply refreshing to see a sexy actress who's professional, levelheaded and doesn't have major boyfriend issues (at least not in the public eye). Yvonne is a lovely, charming, hard-working, respectable woman, and I want to see her naked.

Extra Tidbit: Check out Eric Walkuski's exclusive 1:1 interview with Yvonne here. What do you think of Strahovski?

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10:15PM on 01/25/2014
Bonafide hottie. How about Lea Seydoux soon?
Bonafide hottie. How about Lea Seydoux soon?
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10:01AM on 01/25/2014
Hot, just needs better gigs, she was wasted in Dexters last season...
Hot, just needs better gigs, she was wasted in Dexters last season...
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9:09PM on 01/24/2014
I liked her in everything I've seen her in, no matter how much I hated the show/movie.
I liked her in everything I've seen her in, no matter how much I hated the show/movie.
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4:10PM on 01/24/2014
I think the addition of I, Crapentstein should knock her career down to a solid C, good looking girl though obviously.
I think the addition of I, Crapentstein should knock her career down to a solid C, good looking girl though obviously.
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1:28AM on 01/26/2014
But she's going to be on 24: Live Another Day which brings her back up to an A as far I'm concerned. Chuck and 24? That definitely deserves an A!
But she's going to be on 24: Live Another Day which brings her back up to an A as far I'm concerned. Chuck and 24? That definitely deserves an A!
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2:18PM on 01/24/2014
Girl was in Mass Effect--for me, that gets an automatic "A+" for Career. To be serious, she's wicked talented and I really like her.

Somewhat off topic, never really understood why "Fitness" is a category, but everyone has different tastes I guess.
Girl was in Mass Effect--for me, that gets an automatic "A+" for Career. To be serious, she's wicked talented and I really like her.

Somewhat off topic, never really understood why "Fitness" is a category, but everyone has different tastes I guess.
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10:31AM on 01/24/2014

you are out of your mind!

that picture in the black pants tells me her ass is an A! Get the f**k outta here with that B nonsense
that picture in the black pants tells me her ass is an A! Get the f**k outta here with that B nonsense
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9:39AM on 01/24/2014
Needs to be in more big movies stat! She's gorgeous and did great work on Chuck, her chemistry with Zachary Levi was through the roof and she could always be counted on to provide plenty of fanservice. I don't think I've ever heard the show described as "a psychological thrill ride" though. I think you might have the descriptions for Chuck and Dexter mixed up (on purpose?) At the Nerd HQ panel for I, Frankenstein held during Comic-Con last year, Strahovski received almost all of the fan love;
Needs to be in more big movies stat! She's gorgeous and did great work on Chuck, her chemistry with Zachary Levi was through the roof and she could always be counted on to provide plenty of fanservice. I don't think I've ever heard the show described as "a psychological thrill ride" though. I think you might have the descriptions for Chuck and Dexter mixed up (on purpose?) At the Nerd HQ panel for I, Frankenstein held during Comic-Con last year, Strahovski received almost all of the fan love; it was almost as if Aaaron Eckhart wasn't even there. I count myself very lucky to have her experienced the splendour that is Ms. Strahovski in person.
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8:33AM on 01/24/2014
She's hot.

She should be considered for the new Fantastic Four reboot. She would be perfect.
She's hot.

She should be considered for the new Fantastic Four reboot. She would be perfect.
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9:42AM on 01/24/2014
It's only a matter of time before she's in a comic book movie and she'd be a great Invisible Woman! I think she's a little more suited to playing Ms. Marvel, Carol Danvers.
It's only a matter of time before she's in a comic book movie and she'd be a great Invisible Woman! I think she's a little more suited to playing Ms. Marvel, Carol Danvers.
8:26AM on 01/24/2014
Yvonne is incredibly sexy and in great shape as well. I really hope her career takes off soon. A nude scene like Daddario's would probably help.
Yvonne is incredibly sexy and in great shape as well. I really hope her career takes off soon. A nude scene like Daddario's would probably help.
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9:49AM on 01/24/2014
We don't know what a nude scene would do. Daddario's nude scene just aired so we won't immediately see what's to come of it.

Speaking of Daddario, I requested her for this week, I think I was the only one to request someone, and you didn't do her. What gives? Felt like enough people were talking about her this week?
We don't know what a nude scene would do. Daddario's nude scene just aired so we won't immediately see what's to come of it.

Speaking of Daddario, I requested her for this week, I think I was the only one to request someone, and you didn't do her. What gives? Felt like enough people were talking about her this week?
11:18AM on 01/24/2014
Fair enough. We don't really know the long term effects of Alexandra Daddario's nude scene. In my opinion though only good things will come from it. She has a fantastic body and seems to be at least a decent actress so I think True Detective will help her career prospects. I think the same thing would happen with Yvonne if she does a breathtaking nude scene in a good movie or TV show as well.
Fair enough. We don't really know the long term effects of Alexandra Daddario's nude scene. In my opinion though only good things will come from it. She has a fantastic body and seems to be at least a decent actress so I think True Detective will help her career prospects. I think the same thing would happen with Yvonne if she does a breathtaking nude scene in a good movie or TV show as well.
2:24PM on 01/24/2014
It was somewhat problematic that her only scenes in the last episode were defined by her nudity. But she has a few more appearances on the show.

There's a chance this could backfire for her. If she ultimately regrets it because of whatever, then she might end up shying away from the more adult roles, which I'd hate to see happen as I hope she has a steady career.
It was somewhat problematic that her only scenes in the last episode were defined by her nudity. But she has a few more appearances on the show.

There's a chance this could backfire for her. If she ultimately regrets it because of whatever, then she might end up shying away from the more adult roles, which I'd hate to see happen as I hope she has a steady career.
3:42PM on 01/24/2014
That would be a shame since I'd like to see Daddario have a successful career as well. Same goes for Strahovski.
That would be a shame since I'd like to see Daddario have a successful career as well. Same goes for Strahovski.
5:50PM on 01/24/2014
Still, she has one or two more episodes of True Detective. She doesn't get naked in either episode, I believe, but how she is in those should give us a better idea of where her career could go.
Still, she has one or two more episodes of True Detective. She doesn't get naked in either episode, I believe, but how she is in those should give us a better idea of where her career could go.
7:53PM on 01/24/2014
I think her character is more involved in the case than has been let on so far. If so Daddario could really show what acting skills she has.

And to Salacious Crumb: This discussion should give you a clue that we'd like to see Alexandra Daddario featured next week.
I think her character is more involved in the case than has been let on so far. If so Daddario could really show what acting skills she has.

And to Salacious Crumb: This discussion should give you a clue that we'd like to see Alexandra Daddario featured next week.
8:34PM on 01/24/2014
She may or may not be involved with the case, but an important thing to note is that True Detective isn't about its case so much as it is about the characters that Woody and Matthew play. I'd expect each new season to be similar with new characters. Speaking of, the producers better consider Alex to headline or co-headline another season as a new character.

Oh, and like I said, I requested her for this week in the last Report Card, and I was the only one to request someone, but I was ignored.
She may or may not be involved with the case, but an important thing to note is that True Detective isn't about its case so much as it is about the characters that Woody and Matthew play. I'd expect each new season to be similar with new characters. Speaking of, the producers better consider Alex to headline or co-headline another season as a new character.

Oh, and like I said, I requested her for this week in the last Report Card, and I was the only one to request someone, but I was ignored.
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8:24AM on 01/24/2014
Oh yea she's a hottie!
Oh yea she's a hottie!
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8:10AM on 01/24/2014

Love her!

Loved her on Chuck, she's pretty amazing and definitely hot!
Loved her on Chuck, she's pretty amazing and definitely hot!
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