Yvonne Strahovski. I just know there's a dirty joke in that name waiting to happen, but I'll let you decide what it is. If you followed either the psychological thrill-ride that was "Chuck" or the hilariously quirky "Dexter", you probably already have a raging heart-on for this hottie. The real question is whether or not Yvonne's beauty is enough to get the kiddies to go see I, FRANKENSTEIN this weekend. Half-assed CGI monsters made for a decent enough excuse to watch Beckinsale flip around in shiny latex for an evening, but does Yvonne possess those same kind of hypnotic hottie powers? Let's discuss.
To deny Yvonne's utter gorgeousness would be like denying that last week's episode of "True Detective" didn't shatter the universe (nearly). There's no doubt about it, but she's also same kind of generically hot blonde you see in many network TV pilots, in an attempt to lure in viewers. She's nonthreatening to the masses, which isn't a bad thing. Just means she may be harder to catch.
This is a tough one, as always. I have certainly been curious about the wonders of Yvonne's backyard. She's done a great job keeping it nice and tone, but her seat cushion isn't quite as packed with stuffing as others, if you catch my drift. That's not to say I don't thoroughly enjoy watching Yvonne's backside at work, so by all means, keep that Aussie moon shinin'!
This blonde Bond's bonbons from beyond may not be the heftiest, but fans have made their infatuation with Yvonne's chest very clear. Over many hours, I searched through a lot of images for this subject (my nephew's piano recital can wait, right?), and the only complaint I have is there were no topless shots of Strahovski. The closest call we've got is this promotional body paint advertisement she did for SoBe beverages. Someone toss this woman a frisbee!
If you were a horny scientist in a lab using body parts to assemble the ultimate hottie, you could do worse than Strahovski. Way worse. While I generally prefer hotties with a little more thickness, Yvonne's bod suits her nicely, and it's not like she's at Kate Moss status. Actually, she's rather athletic and has some excellent muscle tone which really pays off when you see her in high definition. She can pin me against the wall and cuff me whenever she pleases.
Now comes the time to admit… I've never watched "Chuck" and haven't seen much of "Dexter". The only bits I've seen usually feature Yvonne undressing or being seductive in lingerie… Looks effin' splendid to me! Plus, considering they were two very diverse but successful shows, I suppose Yvonne is due credit to some degree. It's hard to predict just what direction her career will go after the release of I, FRANKENSTEIN. If it tanks, hopefully Yvonne will be given a proper chance to redeem herself so we can enjoy more of her on a large screen.
Most Australian hotties I've noticed usually have pretty rockin' presonalities, and Yvonne doesn't disprove that prejudice. I've probably seen Yvonne appear on talk shows more than I've seen her actually act, but she usually manages to keep my undivided attention. She's energetic and playful, but not exactly a party animal (although, there's a side of her I'd like to see). When the day is done, it's simply refreshing to see a sexy actress who's professional, levelheaded and doesn't have major boyfriend issues (at least not in the public eye). Yvonne is a lovely, charming, hard-working, respectable woman, and I want to see her naked.