For years now, the Billboard Music Awards have been moving away from enjoyable, and inching towards grossly despicable. This year, however, they took us by surprise by taking a giant leap towards disturbing. Sure, it had its moments of hilarity (Justin Beiber telling the audience he's an "artist" who should be taken seriously), but any event where Nicki Minaj gives Lil' Wayne a lapdance on stage is probably also a good place to get hepatitis. Of course, despite the fact that these awards represent the crumbling of any truly artistic taste in America whatsoever, there were plenty of hotties in attendance.
First on the platter is my favorite "Shameless" chick, Emmy Rossum, who may have looked the most gorgeous, and yet has nothing to do with music. Next up is Taylor Swift, who won more awards than she could carry, which at this point was probably as exciting to her as winning a toy in a Rice Krispies box. After her, "Once Upon a Time…" hottie Jennifer Morrison decided it was time to show her legs off, for which I am eternally grateful. Then we have the usual rundown, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lopez, the "what is she doing there" hottie Audrina Patridge, the "no, really, what is she doing there?" hottie Jenny McCarthy, and for some reason, Kesha. Lastly, I figured we could end with an older music star who proved her hotness was still running strong, Shania Twain. I'd give her strings a good plucking.
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