Hotties Save Earth

Dude, it was Earth Day last week? The only way that I could tell that I was living on the planet Earth was the fact that the winds brought out all kinds of nasty stuff in the air and made my sinuses go nuts, so I had to show ID and beg for the good medicine that they hide behind the counters in their effect to stave off meth producers (damn you, toothless idiots! Smoke weed instead and enjoy the fruit of the Earth!). I've been living in a haze, so luckily I didn't have to remember to get dressed up and attend the Christie's Green Auction: A Bid to Save the Earth. But there were much better look women in attendance, so that's a relief.

Pictured are: Miranda Kerr, Salma Hayek, and Doutzen Kroes.

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