I love that this post is going to make my Hot Tamale happy. His Lizzy, Elizabeth Olsen, showed up to put the people of London into fashion shock as she was promoting her latest movie LIBERALS ARTS. The film is a quite coup for the other star of the film, Josh Radnor, known to most people as Ted from "How I Met Your Mother" because the actor not only is playing the lead in the film, he's also the screenwriter and the director. Focusing on a dude who goes back to his old college during his 30's (they're probably say early to mid, although sorry Josh, you definitely look like you're over the 35 center hump by a couple of candle blows) to attend a retirement party for a prior professor and ends up falling for Lizzy's character. Not hard to imagine, definitely not going to be a hard movie to sell. I understand that these first time films are usually about giving the studios what they want from you before they trust you to do something more outrageous without them helicoptering your every move, but still... guy in his 30's, suffering from the Peter Pan Syndrome that every other male in that age demographic is, getting lucky enough to bang a chick a decade younger than him and then... let me guess... finding that they have too big of a generational gap because she doesn't remember what an Atari is. I'm going out on a limb here, I swear.
You wanna know why young chicks married old dudes back when your dad was playing the field for wife #2? Because that generation of men worked themselves into an early grave, not sat around drinking microbrews and talking about every sport they love but have no physical ability to play other than with the assistance of John Madden & X-box 360. Stop dreaming, start working. Us bitter 30-something women have caught on to your bullshit. We have baggage, yes. But that means we all work for the things we've bought and stuck into that baggage. We don't need you. You need us. But hold onto that dream. I'm sure it'll pay off in spades when you're forking out the money that it costs to get 4 new tires replaced after your young girlfriend slashes them all because she saw another woman click "like" on your Facebook status and now thinks you're a cheating bastard that she needs to get back at.
Gosh, I can't wait until I get the negative feedback on this off-topic rant, seeing as how there are those predictable souls who froth hungrily until I give them another opportunity to feel as if they're violating my asshole with their commentary. Consider this my present to you on your Monday.
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