Sounds like a dream come true, right? Well, sadly, the truth is somewhat less exciting than it sounds. Turns out Rosario Dawson is a big fan of the Burning Man festival, and has taken it upon herself to become a member of that event's rather bizarre collection of artists, who every year come up with large, interactive art installations erected in the middle of the desert. Rosario's concepts involves a gigantic, misting vagina to cool people off in the midst of the hot, desert sun.
I'm gonna make a big misting vagina and that will keep you cool. You just walk through this vagina... and rose water is going to mist you. I'm thinking of doing a penis slide... and then you're in the vagina and then you walk out glistening."Not really the next best thing to actually getting some alone time with Rosie, but maybe you'll catch a glimpse of her as the penis slides you into her spraying vagina. Yeah.
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