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I could easily write Shakespearian poetry about Kate Beckinsale's hotness

06.06.2014by: ResidentRiddle64
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I totally could…but it's too difficult right now. And her face distracted me too much. Anyway, on the evening of I don't know when, Kate Beckinsale graced the play of Macbeth. I honestly have no idea how people were able to keep their minds on the stage when a striking beauty like this was in the room. Even the spectacular nature of the play wouldn't hold my attention with Kate sitting there in that tight white dress that gives anybody and everybody a very accurate idea of what she's rocking underneath all that pesky clothing. Either way, there happened to be an after party after opening night and God knows I'd get wasted and make an absolute fool of myself if I were to meet her. 

"Oh, good job at playing Malcolm, ResidentRiddle64." she'd softly say. 

"I LIKE UR BOOBIES!" I'd sloppily reply, right before vomiting in sheer confusion, embarrassment and inebriation. 

I will always love you, Kate. Maybe next time I won't be so crude. 

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9:19PM on 06/07/2014
What a beauty! Love the shoes.
What a beauty! Love the shoes.
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12:41AM on 06/07/2014
Beautiful as ever.
Beautiful as ever.
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10:22PM on 06/06/2014
She gets better with age.
She gets better with age.
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10:18PM on 06/06/2014
Cannot get over how perfect she's looked for all of her career...
Cannot get over how perfect she's looked for all of her career...
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9:15PM on 06/06/2014
Always very beautiful.
Always very beautiful.
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6:21PM on 06/06/2014
Definitely a hottie.
Definitely a hottie.
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