I totally could…but it's too difficult right now. And her face distracted me too much. Anyway, on the evening of I don't know when, Kate Beckinsale graced the play of Macbeth. I honestly have no idea how people were able to keep their minds on the stage when a striking beauty like this was in the room. Even the spectacular nature of the play wouldn't hold my attention with Kate sitting there in that tight white dress that gives anybody and everybody a very accurate idea of what she's rocking underneath all that pesky clothing. Either way, there happened to be an after party after opening night and God knows I'd get wasted and make an absolute fool of myself if I were to meet her.
"Oh, good job at playing Malcolm, ResidentRiddle64." she'd softly say.
"I LIKE UR BOOBIES!" I'd sloppily reply, right before vomiting in sheer confusion, embarrassment and inebriation.
I will always love you, Kate. Maybe next time I won't be so crude.
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