I dare you to find something more peaceful than Salma Hayek's cleavage

While others were at the Art of Elysium gala on Saturday night, Salma Hayek did something more charitable, more akin to when she whipped out a tit and started breast-feeding that orphan a few years back, sparking up some huge debate on wet nursing and... why the hell make a fuss about it? Because you're jealous that you weren't the lucky baby attached to that boob? This time she showed up to the Cinema For Peace event, which was held to raise funds for the Haitians who are still reeling 2 years after the major earthquake that rocked that poor country. I'm putting words into the images that this photographer lucked out in getting. "Hey Salma!" "Jess?!" "Thank you!" "Silly camera man."

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