I know.. I'm ashamed of me, too. You gotta believe me, though. I totally didn't expect to be writing about Kendall Jenner at all. I go online, do my thing and then see some people hitting up the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto and then I see everyone's most hated family's offspring wearing a ridiculously sexy dress. I'm..weak. What can I say? I know I shouldn't write about her necessarily, but she's just so damn hot. At least, my friends, you know I'll never react like this if I ever see them in real life:
I mean, wow. Really wow. That is the state of ecstasy right there. He will literally never be that happy and blissful ever a-f*cking-gain. His college graduation. His marriage day. The birth of his child. Absolutely nothing will meet how awesome it was that one time he got a selfie with Kylie Jenner. Sigh.. And I can't say anything now, can I? Especially considering that I'm writing this story and just feeding the fire.
As much as I'd love to talk about Kylie Jenner and all her illegal minor glory, I'll just concentrate on 18 year old Kendall for now. I don't know how her vagina hasn't popped out from under that dress and started attacking everyone, but good for her. And good for her getting me to write about her. Her attractive level is literally so high, it makes me throw away all my morals and standards and here I am writing about her. Whatever. She's attractive and it's only a matter of time before I start writing another article about her. Forgive me, everyone. Let the legs and thighs and lower midriff distract you from your predispositions on judging her. You'll be much happier when you do.
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