Check this shit out. I've been finding so many pictures and whatnot of Miley Cyrus
that we may all have to agree that this chick isn't going to fade away or become some Lindsay Lohan burnout. I'm not saying that I think Miley is as grown-up or mature of shiny-good-alien-goddess like these pictures from the recent issue of Marie Clare magazine are trying to sell us. I'm just pointing out that people were betting she'd be long gone or way meth-headed by this point. The worst that she's gotten caught doing? Taking a hit of salvia. And pretending to lick a dick-shaped birthday cake. Jeez, man. She's a young person. Young people do that kind of crap. Not just the famous ones either. You all know some dumb chick who does the pretend licking of a phallic object for shits and giggles as a Facebook mobile upload image. Perhaps we should all say kudos to Miley for keeping with the current societal norm. Then kick her and steal her wads and wads of lunch money.
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