I don't know about you guys, but I'm a little uncertain as to who Amy Childs is. She seems very sweet and kind (and by sweet and kind, I mean hot and sexy), but I can't seem to figure out just what in the hell is going on here. We can see her dressed up like it's Halloween and she's a slutty vacuum saleswoman who gets flashbacks to Vietnam every now and again when the vacuum makes too loud a noise….but why? What is this going on? What is the meaning of life? Allegedly, she's attempting to open her own "Amy Childs Academy" up in London, which sounds great…but what exactly is that? Hmmm… I realize that I'm a world famous journalist and I should be giving YOU people the answer, but I'm one of those cool authors who allow for things to be interpreted. I don't undermined my audience. I have faith in you guys. Now, who would like to give an explanation for this? STAT!!!
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