What a nice little arse Michelle Dockery
has on her. I didn't think that they made them that way for BBC shows like "Downton Abbey." (A show that I was certain was named DowntoWn Abbey because I'm American and stupid like that.) Then again, I haven't spent any time watching the show mainly due to the fact that I follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter and he tends to go off into Tweet rages about the show so that I end up feeling as if it's beaten me up without me even having tuned in. Michelle was wearing a gorgeous backless black gown when she attended the Winter Whites Gala at Kensington Palace on Tuesday, the same place where Taylor Swift
and Prince William helped Jon Bon Jovi murder his song "Living on a Prayer," perhaps to a degree more frightening than the time that Miley Cyrus sang Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
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