There's not really one simplified way to describe television personality Brooke Burke and the impact her career has had. Some may say she's the original Maria Menounos, if Menounos wore multiple bikinis throughout her show. There's a nostalgia factor that comes along with knowing and loving Brooke's history, and seeing how milftastic she's turned out over the years, as if anything's changed. The subtle differences in Brooke's figure all seem to be good changes, and all those other things that come with age (wrinkles, love-handles, hair-loss, and generally going crazy) still haven't seemed to hit her yet. I would still jump in a pool of rabid porcupines just to eat a meal off her stomach.