I wanna make Julianne Hough my Valentine

When she's not attending the Grammys under the pretense that she once recorded a country western album, Julianne Hough is usually seen tooling around with Ryan Seacrest as his current beard. With the latest season of "American Idol" in full swing, I figure that if she can play pretend with Ryan, maybe she can play pretend with me and we can be in lesbians with one another this Valentine's Day. Since I don't take the "holiday" seriously, I figured it would be the perfect solution for everyone involved.

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