According to people I know who actually watched the thing, Jimmy Kimmel looked as uncomfortable as a raunchy comedian could look while cracking jokes at the White House Correspondent's Dinner the other night. I think the best option they would have had to ease that tension would have been to leave the camera on Rosario Dawson
and her bountiful cleavage. I don't think there's been a president to have that much unadulterated breast flesh flashed in front of him at one time since Marilyn serenaded JFK. (Am I the only one who remembers the episode of "Family Matters" where Waldo refers to that movie as being pronounced, "Jiff-K"?) Gosh, I sure do think that if she were available and it was plausible, I could make Rosario my political statement of lesbionic love.
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