It should be understood by this point that there's very little Kelly Brook can do to make me even remotely upset or dissatisfied with her, short of killing small animals or genocidal rampages or the like. Being as accepting of so much happening in and around Kelly, I must admit that the onions & flower dress thing is perplexing and annoying. It's acting like camo for those legendary curves of hers, which is quite unfortunate. Anything that interferes with my ability to admire her body is my enemy, which is why she should never wear this again. That being said, I love the red hair thing and she'll always have one of my favorite faces.
Plus, if this teaser for something called KEITH LEMON THE FILM can be believed, she might consider taking it up the pooper from weird looking guys. Hey, a weird-looking guy can dream, can't he?
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