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I want to spend the summer at Jessica Alba's place

07.03.2014by: Droz
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I heard someone remark the other day that Jessica Alba is hotter now than ever before. That's a bold statement. Jessica has had some drop dead gorgeous moments throughout the years. If Jess is hotter today it's probably from the added MILF component tacked onto her already established hotness that appears completely untouched after 15 years on the hottie scene. Not that she looks like anyone's mom. If you dropped her into a high school math class right now she wouldn't stand out at all. Maybe it's more like a hot housewife thing. She's the sexiest parent at the soccer games.

Getting back on the topic of Jess's no nudity clause, I was reading the other day how she hasn't completely ruled out going naked in something but doesn't feel like she needs to do that right now. That's great, Jess. Wait until you're 50 to show us your tits. Seems to me that now is the perfect time for her to take it off. She's at the sweet spot between the greenness of youth and the time when old age begins to creep in. She'll never be better than she is right now. But I don't think that's the point Jess was making with that statement. I think her point is that all actors have a shelf life. Some are longer than others, depending on how well they can hang in there ability wise. Jessica's expiration date will surely come sooner than later. She knows that, which is probably why she's saving that titty reveal for when her downward spiral begins, intending for that to serve as a nice, momentary boost before the eventual end. So for those of you still waiting on seeing Jessica's bare ass, just hope and pray she hangs on there for another decade or two, because that's how long you'll be waiting.

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Source: GQ

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5:21AM on 07/04/2014
There's not much left to say, since all permutations of "can't act but is very, very hot" have already been said.
There's not much left to say, since all permutations of "can't act but is very, very hot" have already been said.
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10:33PM on 07/03/2014
I agree about her hotness, if she isn't still in her prime, than she is damn close.
I agree about her hotness, if she isn't still in her prime, than she is damn close.
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