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I'd Do Fatty

03.10.2009by: Cherry Liquor
I swore to myself that I wasn't going to post anything about Jessica Simpson and all that bullshit about her weight. There were enough large news sources covering it to suffice, let alone add my opinion to. And funnily enough, even though I haven't watched anything that Rhona Mitra's been in recently, I have bothered to catch Simpson in DUKES OF HAZZARD, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, BLONDE AMBITION and even that MAJOR MOVIE STAR flop which went direct-to-DVD here in the states but was a huge hit at the Russian box office.

Here's the thing: if everyone hates on something or someone, I have this insatiable need to watch everything and read everything about them/it so that I can get my own perspective. I don't think Dane Cook is a lousy actor because the trailers look like shit. I know Dane Cook is a lousy actor because I've watched his movies. Poor Jessica Simpson has a passable voice which is no better or worse (and considering the technology put behind Britney's vocals, I'd go with better, in all honesty) than the other tartlets of her time and in that MAJOR MOVIE STAR, she actually is semi-proficient at pulling a Joe Pesci GOODFELLAS impersonation.

So, long rant aside, here are some images of the paparazzi-fatigued actress/singer doing the country thing at the Florida Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida. If this is "fat" then call me a chubby chaser, because I would stick my dick in that if I had one.

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Source: Hollywood Tuna

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7:48PM on 03/11/2009
You diss Rhona Mitra and post this shlack about this blonde bimbo? She isn't fat, but there isn't anything special about her either. She looks like 1 in 10 girls walking around in San Diego with air whisping through thier ears.
You diss Rhona Mitra and post this shlack about this blonde bimbo? She isn't fat, but there isn't anything special about her either. She looks like 1 in 10 girls walking around in San Diego with air whisping through thier ears.
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12:12PM on 03/11/2009
Although I've never been a fan, I think she looks smoking in her daisy-dukes. I am sick to death of our culture's obsession with "skinny" (meaning skeletal) & the constant bashing of any woman (and it's always about the female) who has some meat on her bones.

I'd rather see Jessica naked than any of the other beanpole representatives of so-called modern beauty.
Although I've never been a fan, I think she looks smoking in her daisy-dukes. I am sick to death of our culture's obsession with "skinny" (meaning skeletal) & the constant bashing of any woman (and it's always about the female) who has some meat on her bones.

I'd rather see Jessica naked than any of the other beanpole representatives of so-called modern beauty.
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6:28AM on 03/11/2009
I love a woman that has some meat on her, it means that she enjoys life. She has an extremely sexy body
I love a woman that has some meat on her, it means that she enjoys life. She has an extremely sexy body
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6:17AM on 03/11/2009
I agree. Where it would be hard for me to be in any kind of relationship with her bc of her lack of brains, She is still hot and doable in my book
I agree. Where it would be hard for me to be in any kind of relationship with her bc of her lack of brains, She is still hot and doable in my book
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3:54AM on 03/11/2009

What fat?

Where is it?
Where is it?
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3:05AM on 03/11/2009
She's completely worthless but I'd still bone her like no other.
She's completely worthless but I'd still bone her like no other.
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7:19PM on 03/10/2009
I like Jessica Simpson and her sexiness.
I like Jessica Simpson and her sexiness.
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3:03PM on 03/10/2009

pretty but irritating

She's really pretty and not even close to fat. She looks healthy, but stupid. If she didn't open her mouth and if she stopped whinning about her boyfriend every time she's in front of a microphone I'd have more sympathy for her. But as it stands she's too annoying to care about.
She's really pretty and not even close to fat. She looks healthy, but stupid. If she didn't open her mouth and if she stopped whinning about her boyfriend every time she's in front of a microphone I'd have more sympathy for her. But as it stands she's too annoying to care about.
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12:58PM on 03/10/2009
I think she looks great
I think she looks great
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10:54AM on 03/10/2009
nothing wrong with her at all. this is what a woman is supposed to look like. freakish skeletons with skin are not natural.
nothing wrong with her at all. this is what a woman is supposed to look like. freakish skeletons with skin are not natural.
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