"Oh man, I'm in trouble."
That's the thought that comes into my head when I see someone like Olga Fonda, here doing her newcomer spread in Esquire's Me In My Place series in anticipation for her new movie REAL STEEL. The trouble with a woman like this is that she so embodies what I find hottest in women that I am basically just a slave to whatever whims she might have in store for me. First off, she's gorgeous. That's pretty much a given. But then she takes it to the next level with the brown eyes and hair and now I'm totally smitten. The fact that Olga is Russian would basically just leave me drooling idiot on the floor, tagging along after her like a dog on a leash. She'd only need break out a little Russian in a seductive voice to instantly render me powerless. At that point, she might as well put a chip under my skin and start feeding me treats when I do something right, because she would totally become my master.
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