It's been a great day for great asses. Ass-packed days are my favorite kind of day. Putting the fleshy little cherry on top of my great day is Emily Blunt
, doing the sexy spandex leggings bit while perusing a sidewalk magazine stand with that guy from The Office. Yeah, I know his name is John Krasinski and that he's her husband. I prefer not to think of him that way though. That's a general rule I follow for all the guys who happen to be married/dating hotties I'm especially fond of. Maybe I'm weird, but the thought of the guy from The Office saddling up to Emily's beautiful ass on any given night has a funny way of killing the mood for me. So in my little delusional world, this is just some coincidental meeting between two celebs who happen to be walking in the same direction but have absolutely no intention of going home together. That way, in the depths of my twisted mind, Emily's ass remains unfouled by goofy sitcom actors, giving me opportunity to become her rough rider in his place. See how nicely that works. They get to have their blissful union and I get to live in denial. Having walked that matrimonial path before, I still think I'm getting the better deal.
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