BOOBIES! I mean… This is gonna be harder than I thought. While Salma Hayek is an absolutely gorgeous woman, the cleavage goddess has a power all their own. I'd love to concentrate on those big, beautiful eyes of hers and her smile is absolutely adorable. The fact that Salma is nearing 50 years of life on this planet and looking exquisite while doing so, she still looks beautiful and I'd be lucky to look half as good as her tomorrow. I could also talk about how she's rocking a sexy little dress at the 2013 BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards and, as you can see, bumps into funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen and his wife, Isla Fisher, which is probably the most fun ménage à trois if it ever happened. In any case, as hard as I try, I can't concentrate on those things, because boobs. I'm sorry, every woman in my life.
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