Pregnancies should be a happy thing. If I'm to call myself a defender of women in any regard, I shouldn't feel as if I want to slap Kate Winslet
around until she learns that while it might be cool for Angelina Jolie to adopt orphaned children from poverty stricken countries like they're friendship bracelets (or, as Craig Ferguson was talking about in the great "I'm Here to Help" stand-up hour he did - "Angelina Jolie, what a bitch with her 6 children, 3 of which were from war-torn countries, what a bitch! Angelina Jolie, that husband stealing bitch that gave 10 million dollars to charity last year. What a bitch! Angelina Jolie, the UN Ambassador for children. What a f*cking bitch!!!"
... it's far less cool for an actress with such an outstanding career to have married her HIDEOUS KINKY director, Jim Threapleton and had her first kid with him... then married director Sam Mendes and had a kid with him... then, less than two years after she divorced Mendes, got married to the nephew of Richard Branson, some douche who named himself Ned Rocknroll (*eye roll*) and is now currently knocked up by him. Be careful, Kate or the next gig you're going to need to book yourself is on some tawdry Bravo "reality" series.
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