Ashton Kutcher is far more successful in life than that dude should have ever been allowed to become. Aside from a couple of movies where I found him tolerable, I can't think of a time when his supposed talent should have created the career that he's been afforded. Hell, I can't think of a story that went out about him in the media that caused me to believe that he's anything other than an unnecessarily entitled douche.
But hey, I suppose he can't be all that bad. Not if we're to believe that one of the ultimate fanboy cool chicks, Mila Kunis would want to date him (after meeting in the late '90's when they were both cast on "That '70's Show," the pair became and official couple in 2012), agree to marry him or - now this great big ball of kick-you-in-the-sac news, get knocked up with his spawn.
Yeah, the two haven't gotten a representative to substantiate the for-now rumour that Kunis is with child but we all didn't want to believe the dating or the marriage thing at first either. So say goodbye to the Mila that we've known for the past 15+ years. We're about to move into a whole new era now.
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