Irina Shayk is one sexy model if there ever was one. Here she is promoting the new Why collection from Desigual, which is kind of funny, because that's the exact question I keep asking myself. Why, Irina? Why are we not together? Why the hell are you all the way in Barcelona promoting this stuff instead of eating pizza and marshmallow paste at my apartment? I don't even have any idea where Barcelona, Spain could possibly (I lost my awesome map of the world when I was thirteen years old), but I must fight the temptation to search the Earth endlessly for another hottie. Stop tempting me. Please, do not tempt me with your blowing of kisses or your shiny red heart that you're giving just to me…or that tight dress that shows off your coke bottle figure….or your long legs that go on for miles.. OH GOD! That's it! I'm coming for you, Irina! I'm coming for you!
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