You know, I really don't like bikinis. They ride up on my butt a little too much and make my nether-regions (and by nether-regions, I mean my penis and testicles) way too exposed and just out there. I also have about a B-cup breast, which is too big to be manly and too small for chubby chasers; it's in that awkward middle ground. Not to mention the fact that my midriff leaves a lot to be desired as far as the sexy factor goes. Maybe I should take a few lessons from model Irina Shayk. She's looking freakishly gorgeous in her campaign for the Beach Bunny Signature Collection in an array of different bikinis. Sigh. These pictures just make me want to do a few sit ups. Maybe then, I'll have a body like hers and I'll be able to do some sexy one-hand-on-my-head-one-hand-on-my-hip poses and make all those ladies go crazy. We'll see. Anyway, take a look at my inspiration below and enjoy.
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