Irina Shayk (because Irina Shaykhlislamova just wasn't working as well) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. She's Russian. She's athlete Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend. She's actually a decent person, if you factor that she helped raise money with her sister to rebuild a maternity ward of a hospital in Russia so they could treat sick children. She gets paid obscene amounts of money to go to nice places like Madrid to participate in the advertising campaign of the line of shoes she's currently modeling for. She's hot, she looks like a Barbie doll come to life and you're never, ever going to get a chance with her. Sorry to piss in your Cheerios.