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Isla's Married!

03.22.2010by: Cherry Liquor

Oh, someone go get me a mop so that I can wipe up the tears which have been falling all over my keyboard for the last 20 minutes. My dearest, loveliest, most beloved redhead in the universe, Isla Fisher has finally tied the knot with her outrageous Mountainous Jew, Sasha Baron Cohen. The couple have a 2 year old daughter, Olive, together and about a year ago I reported that his mother was being a pain in the Bubbie ass by insisting that the reason why the 8-year relationship between the two (with 6 of those years spent engaged) couldn't become legal because Isla wasn't as devoted to her Hebrew studies in transferring faiths as she was supposed to be. What man chooses his mother over ISLA???

The wedding was very quiet and hush-hush, with friends not finding out until receiving an email from Fisher announcing, “We did it – we’re married! It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”

Wahhhhhhhhhhh! Seriously! I feel like posting some video rant crying about it like that dude with the Britney thing. *sniffle* My Isla....

Source: DListed
Tags: Isla Fisher

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2:45PM on 03/24/2010
Really? I thought they been married for years.

I wish them the best.

I don't get the drooling over her part. She isn't all that nice to look at.
Really? I thought they been married for years.

I wish them the best.

I don't get the drooling over her part. She isn't all that nice to look at.
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1:43PM on 03/23/2010

Jew this!

Cherry do you play for the other team? Not that I care, just curious is all. Anywho, that a gorgeous piece of aCe! Anyone have any idea why she held on for 6 years?
Cherry do you play for the other team? Not that I care, just curious is all. Anywho, that a gorgeous piece of aCe! Anyone have any idea why she held on for 6 years?
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11:30PM on 03/22/2010
Sacha is a lucky bastard.
Sacha is a lucky bastard.
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11:19PM on 03/22/2010
Mazel Tov!
Mazel Tov!
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8:39PM on 03/22/2010
Boo!
Boo!
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7:42PM on 03/22/2010
I give it 3 years, tops.
I give it 3 years, tops.
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7:16PM on 03/22/2010
Let us cry together Cherry. It is a sad day.
Let us cry together Cherry. It is a sad day.
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