Of course, I'm just repeating the words the profound Kanye West used to describe his girlfriend, not in a "derogatory" sense. Apparently, Kanye has recorded a song due be released in the coming days called "Perfect Bitch", written about Kim Kardashian. Oh, Kanye, you hopeless romantic! The song goes on to describe different "bitches" Kanye has come across over the years until he met his perfect bitch, Kim. Awwwww... It also allegedly gets into the details of her badonkadonk, it's size, plumpness, etc. And wouldn't you know it (yes), Kim is just flattered by it. She's "honored" to be the Perfect Bitch in her boyfriend's song. Her mom ain't so happy about it though. That ought to make for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner. When a celebrity couple can crank out ridiculousness like these two can, I think it makes for some good conversation. These stories raise questions like, "Wait a minute, does this mean it's finally alright to call my girlfriend a 'bitch'", and answers like "NO!"
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