The attention whoring was breaking loose all over the place last night for the MTV Video Music Awards, both on stage and amidst the attendees. Remember when folks were having a shit fit about Madonna rolling around in lace underwear back in the 80s? Yeah, how quaint that was compared to Miley Cyrus' little "I'm so totally not a kid's star" slut fest.
She and her flat ass mostly embarrassed themselves with her hijinks, although it did produce some fantastic audience reaction shots, the best coming from Will Smith and his kids.
Does any of this crap work for you? Is anyone titillated by these silly displays of forced sexuality? Maybe if this sort of shit went down at a titty bar I might sprout half a stiffy watching slutty skanks do this with a stripper pole. However, sitting there doing the bills like I was and occasionally looking up at the TV, this shit amounted to little more than 5-minute cringe fests that I couldn't wait to see end. I realize there's a ticking clock on the fame of child stars and only the really ambitious ones maintain their fame past a certain age. But there is such a thing as overdoing it. You'll know you've done that when your routine outdoes Lady Gaga for shock quality.
Anyway, enjoy this gallery of some of the attendees and performers at last night's show, listed as follows: Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Shailene Woodley, Erin Wasson, Ciara, Melanie Iglesias, Naya Rivera, Allison Williams, Jordin Sparks, Zoey Deutch, Selena Gomez
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