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It's a cruel late spring with Kim & Kanye partying in Cannes

May. 28, 2012by: Cherry Liquor
Kanye West didn't just go to Cannes so that he'd have something vibrantly anti-ironic to tweet about, seems the egotistical rapper was debuting a film of his, something called CRUEL SUMMER and he was doing so with fellow attention whore, Kim Kardashian. I'm starting to think that this chick is really the fembot created out of spare trophy parts from OJ Simpson's former illustrious career, handed over to Kris Jenner during her marriage to Robert Kardashian for payment of legal services. She then fashioned a female robot that she could control via one of those remote controlled eggs you can insert vaginally. Now she just rents her out to whomever pays the highest fee. So Kanye sold off some of his fur pillows (since they were actually hard to sleep on) for some publicity time on Kim's creaky hinged elbow. Gosh... this is what American soldiers fought for: me being able to ramble about fake human beings and their even more phony emotions.

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Source: People

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10:29AM on 05/29/2012
I still don't get it. If you're going to use your entire write-up to trash the girl, why bother posting the article and pictures in the first place? Do us all a favour and just skip the stories related to this waste of oxygen.
I still don't get it. If you're going to use your entire write-up to trash the girl, why bother posting the article and pictures in the first place? Do us all a favour and just skip the stories related to this waste of oxygen.
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3:28AM on 05/29/2012

Dace, Ortofon...

admit it, you'd do her!

And, Cherry, you'd do him. ;)
admit it, you'd do her!

And, Cherry, you'd do him. ;)
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7:28PM on 05/28/2012

Ugh...Just Ugh!

Two self indulgent assholes. All ego, no talent - except maybe a talent for marketing image instead of substance.
Two self indulgent assholes. All ego, no talent - except maybe a talent for marketing image instead of substance.
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4:29PM on 05/28/2012

We have Touchdown!

"My god...... that's an F5 douche tornado!"- Bill Paxton from Twister
"My god...... that's an F5 douche tornado!"- Bill Paxton from Twister
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