What is up with Kelly Brook popping up everywhere like a malfunctioning whack-a-mole? Just when I think she's made her rounds this week doing anything worthy of mention, she hauls her hefty self into a lucky two-piece bikini. She's apparently on vacation (what?.. how?) and unfortunately not alone, but nothing a little cropping can't fix. She has been awfully busy, it seems, modeling all over the world for random products like men's grooming equipment and extraterrestrial transportation devices. The one thing she really needs to get back on track with is her 3D filmography. I would go see just about anything that featured her and her flubbery buddies popping out at me once again. I would say let's settle down about Kelly for a while, but who knows, by tomorrow she could be in a UK mud-wrestling match with Kate Beckinsale and Amy Childs. By the way, my head just exploded.