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It's Diora Baird's birthday today, and she brought her own balloons!

Apr. 6, 2013by: Salacious Crumb
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Diora Baird may not be the biggest name in the celebrity circle, but to her fans, she's a descendant from the movie hottie heavens. While trying to break into the entertainment industry at 17, Diora worked as a waitress (like Aniston), a clown at children's parties (like Brie) and even a preschool teacher before moving on to modeling. She garnered a lot of attention posing for Playboy in 2005, the same year she broke into film with a small bit in WEDDING CRASHERS. Then she grew considerably more popular in 2006, with more notable roles in ACCEPTED, HOT TAMALE, and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING. Over the years, word of Diora's hotness had spread due to the provocative nature of many of her characters, and portraying herself as a sexual specimen. Her 32DD bust probably doesn't hurt, either. Whether you remember or not, Diora's probably gotten a rise out of you once or twice, whether in the movies mentioned above, HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, YOUNG PEOPLE F*CKING, MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL, "Two and a Half Men", or STAR TREK. Or you may have seen Diora and her stupendous Bairds get stuffed into sexy Halloween costumes in the low-budget comedy-horror flicks STAN HELSING and NIGHT OF THE DEMONS. Most recently, she's been credited as a bit more of an unpleasant, bossy character on "Shameless".

Being a lover of both movies and hotties, I'm a longtime fan of Diora Baird, as you can probably tell (I am writing this article on a Saturday afternoon). Not only have her mammaries left me with fond memories, but she also has a great sense of humor. Many of the onscreen exploits of her voluptuous figure are brought on by Diora herself, for the sake of comedy, as stated in behind-the-scenes videos. Any woman who knows how to have fun at work as much as this funny girl can take a roll in ze hay with me anytime they want. The only bummer is that she hasn't been around in almost a full year, due to a pregnancy that seemed to last about 11 months or so. At least we know her baby will be well fed. I for one am looking forward to her return to acting, which will hopefully push her career to the next level; one where people remember her by her name, and not just her tits. Congratulations on the little one, and happy birthday, Diora Baird!

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Extra Tidbit: Which is your favorite year of the Baird?

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3:09PM on 04/08/2013

Good lord

that rack...good lord...
that rack...good lord...
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8:53PM on 04/07/2013

DIORA The Explorer

WOW and WOW....I had no idea how hot Diora Baird was....I mean the gardening pics were amazing...ahhh!
WOW and WOW....I had no idea how hot Diora Baird was....I mean the gardening pics were amazing...ahhh!
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1:34PM on 04/07/2013

I spy

a nipple circa 2005. I love this woman
a nipple circa 2005. I love this woman
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12:53PM on 04/07/2013
It looks like she already had a nice rack before she decided to get them enlarged. Or she suffers from a condition that makes her nipples grow halfway her boobs.
It looks like she already had a nice rack before she decided to get them enlarged. Or she suffers from a condition that makes her nipples grow halfway her boobs.
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1:51AM on 04/07/2013
She's showing Kate Upton just how it's done!
She's showing Kate Upton just how it's done!
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11:45AM on 04/07/2013
And she's actually pretty, unlike Kate Upton.
And she's actually pretty, unlike Kate Upton.
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