Diora Baird may not be the biggest name in the celebrity circle, but to her fans, she's a descendant from the movie hottie heavens. While trying to break into the entertainment industry at 17, Diora worked as a waitress (like Aniston), a clown at children's parties (like Brie) and even a preschool teacher before moving on to modeling. She garnered a lot of attention posing for Playboy in 2005, the same year she broke into film with a small bit in WEDDING CRASHERS. Then she grew considerably more popular in 2006, with more notable roles in ACCEPTED, HOT TAMALE, and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING. Over the years, word of Diora's hotness had spread due to the provocative nature of many of her characters, and portraying herself as a sexual specimen. Her 32DD bust probably doesn't hurt, either. Whether you remember or not, Diora's probably gotten a rise out of you once or twice, whether in the movies mentioned above, HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, YOUNG PEOPLE F*CKING, MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL, "Two and a Half Men", or STAR TREK. Or you may have seen Diora and her stupendous Bairds get stuffed into sexy Halloween costumes in the low-budget comedy-horror flicks STAN HELSING and NIGHT OF THE DEMONS. Most recently, she's been credited as a bit more of an unpleasant, bossy character on "Shameless".
Being a lover of both movies and hotties, I'm a longtime fan of Diora Baird, as you can probably tell (I am writing this article on a Saturday afternoon). Not only have her mammaries left me with fond memories, but she also has a great sense of humor. Many of the onscreen exploits of her voluptuous figure are brought on by Diora herself, for the sake of comedy, as stated in behind-the-scenes videos. Any woman who knows how to have fun at work as much as this funny girl can take a roll in ze hay with me anytime they want. The only bummer is that she hasn't been around in almost a full year, due to a pregnancy that seemed to last about 11 months or so. At least we know her baby will be well fed. I for one am looking forward to her return to acting, which will hopefully push her career to the next level; one where people remember her by her name, and not just her tits. Congratulations on the little one, and happy birthday, Diora Baird!
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