It's finally happened, folks: Sofia Vergara now has not one, but two wax statues of herself on display at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas. The people who make these creepy statues have one of the weirdest occupations in the world, but I suppose they can just tell people at parties they're professional bodybuilders. It seems like it was only yesterday I was rambling on about Sofia and her massive Vergaras, probably because it was. Despite my personal infatuation, it seems like the "Modern Family" hottie is going into a tailspin of unpopularity for some reason. When I look around for answers, it appears the biggest turn-off for most people is her boisterous voice. Yes, behind those domes of Columbian jelly, Sofia also has a super-sized set of lungs, which personally doesn't bother me too much. After all, I fall asleep to the sound of nails running against a chalkboard (makes for good jogging music, too), so that could explain it. Well, now there are two life-sized Sofias out there who cannot move, speak or file a restraining order. Maybe they'll consider putting these babies on the market?
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