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It's Safe to Lust

Apr. 15, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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That's right, Potter fans! As of today, it officially isn't creepy (well, still kinda, sorta) to lust after the young hottie actress Emma Watson, best known to fans as Hermione Granger from the upcoming HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE, as well as all of its former and future variations.

The nicest part about a young British chick is even if she looks really young and even if she's barely legal, she's usually got her shit together better than most of the American teen stars who are riding high on celebrity careers to fund their parentagers' expensive rides, cribs and shopping sprees. Emily can already speak French, and has been basically named the hottest teen of every varied asinine list around the planet since 2004. Oh, and have I mentioned she stars in the Harry Potter movies?

But seriously, Happy Birthday, Em. Remember that things are a little too slick on this side of the pond when you're that age and that moving here would mean endless drunken texts from Fez, catfight threats from Hayden when she thinks Milo is flirting with you and swarms of pasty white young American boys crawling out of their darkened bedrooms to stalk you. Best stay in England. Jude Law's always on the prowl and at least he's better looking.

Extra Tidbit: Watson's favorite book in the Potter series is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Hmmm... Gary Oldman's always been a kinky dude, maybe that's what Emma was aiming for.
Source: X-17Online
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11:50PM on 04/15/2008
Yay, 'Prisoner of Azkaban' is also my favourite book AND we're the same age, that makes it 0.00000000000000001% more likely that we could hook up.
Yay, 'Prisoner of Azkaban' is also my favourite book AND we're the same age, that makes it 0.00000000000000001% more likely that we could hook up.
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9:04AM on 04/17/2008
I'll still have a hard time seeing her as sexy. She's pretty but that's it.
I'll still have a hard time seeing her as sexy. She's pretty but that's it.
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