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Michelle Rodriguez rocks her sexy eyepatch in a new Machete Kills poster

May. 31, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

So, surely by now everyone has seen the new trailer for MACHETE KILLS, and it either made you roll your eyes or laugh your nether regions off (or left you somewhere in between). Well, if Sofia Vergara's booby guns didn't convince of its worth, perhaps this new promo poster featuring the lovely Michelle Rodriguez will. Or not. I'm not telling you what to do. Regardless, she (or as they call her in the movie, Shé) looks pretty damned delicious in this poster, which was just revealed by the AMC Theaters Facebook page

While we're talking about M-Rod, we might as well take this opportunity to have a "Flashback Friday" moment. So here are some pics of Rodriguez's excellent plumber's crack during the 2011 Cannes Film Festival for those of you who thought Jordana Brewster was sooo much hotter. Enjoy!

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Don't go making any wisecracks...
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5:33PM on 05/31/2013
I am definitely interested in seeing this movie, just for the action and fun..
I am definitely interested in seeing this movie, just for the action and fun..
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4:25PM on 05/31/2013

I don't get it...

Not that she's unattractive, but she completely, absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt carries herself and looks like a lesbian. Nothing wrong with that, but never understood the cross gender appeal.
Not that she's unattractive, but she completely, absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt carries herself and looks like a lesbian. Nothing wrong with that, but never understood the cross gender appeal.
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10:56AM on 06/01/2013
The appeal? Most lesbians actually look like men, Michelle is definitely all woman. I dig her but to each their own.
The appeal? Most lesbians actually look like men, Michelle is definitely all woman. I dig her but to each their own.
8:04PM on 06/03/2013
All good...kind of my point though, to me she has some pretty dude like qualities. That ass is pretty nice if nothing else.
All good...kind of my point though, to me she has some pretty dude like qualities. That ass is pretty nice if nothing else.
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3:01PM on 05/31/2013
I know Mel Gibson is in this movie, but I didn't know he'd lent out his Road Warrior outfit.
I know Mel Gibson is in this movie, but I didn't know he'd lent out his Road Warrior outfit.
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