Mmmmmm, you know it's a good day when some Maria Menounos ass shows up. Menounos ass in a red dress, which is even better. Not even a decrepit and apparently shrinking Marky Mark could ruin that moment. I always forget what a munchkin he is. They like to make him look so much more substantial in his movies, but he's actually just a notch above little person. I guess he thinks if he wears the pants of a 6-footer he'll look taller? I'm sure he was thinking what a pain in the ass it was to be married and on TV at this moment. You have to imagine that being Marky Mark means most any woman could easily be riding your jock at any time. It definitely looked like Maria could have straddled his saddle on this day. Look at that uncomfortable hug. She's all over him, he's desperately trying to remember the wife and kids and the unsightly nature of giant boners on family television. That's a tough situation. I'd give just about anything to be in his tiny little shoes in that moment.
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