You may or may not know who January Jones is. If you watch "Mad Men," then you probably know who she is. If you don't watch the show, welcome to the reality of everyone else on the planet, save for the critics who keep masturbating to it. (Hell, maybe it's a good show, but you know me, I don't watch anything until it's out on DVD and the hype is over.) For me, Jones is the chick that used to bump genitalia with Ashton Kutcher before he banged Brit Murphy or married Demi Moore. She's also the chick that Stifler and Finch vie for in AMERICAN WEDDING. The saddest part is that Jim's grandma got more action in that movie than Jones did. But at least the UK edition of GQ magazine is honouring her with a photo spread in their latest issue.