Ever in urgent need of your local policemen, but the clock just keeps ticking? Just tell them that Jennifer Lawrence is at your location wearing something tight. They'll apparently send every cop there is on duty over your way. Yesterday, the HUNGER GAMES star was out walking her dog in Santa Monica when a woman in the area began to faint. Several civilians rushed up to help her, including Lawrence herself, who called the police and presumably had this conversation:
911: "911, what's you're emergency?"
Lawrence: "This is Jennifer Lawrence at [location]! I'm wearing spandex!"
911: "We'll be right there."
I have to give her kudos for helping out, even if it was just the humane thing to do. Plus, I'd like to think if I ever saw Jennifer at the beach, I could pretend to be drowning and she would perhaps come to my aid using mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. That method isn't practiced anymore, but maybe she's not aware of that. Anyway, the distressed woman turned out okay, blah blah blah... Hero or not, this is a great excuse to get another long awaited look down Lawrence's shirt. Oh, 20-year-old Mystique, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...