I'm trying to think of the last time that I found Jennifer Lopez
remotely interesting. I know it wasn't during her divorce or marriage or spawning of two equally ugly twin babies (oh, shit... it's totally uncouth to refer to babies as ugly, isn't it??) with that Skeletor dude. I know it hasn't been since she started judging on "You Think You Can Sing With the Former Idols?" or whatever they're calling it these days. Certainly not for her voice role in the latest ICE AGE movie. OK, I looked it up and figured it out. 2000. That's when I last cared about J-Lo. When she was in THE CELL. I had only but the most waning of interests in her around the Bennifer crap and now that she's attempting to go back and shake her aging money-maker I just want to smack her and say, "Bitch! You ain't Madonna! And besides, no one wants to see Madonna anymore either!"
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