In promotion of her hyped drama-series The Client List, Jennifer Love Huge-boobs went on Conan last night and displayed her lovely, nostalgic knockers (also known as her co-stars) in a beautiful pink blanket of a dress. I know her boobs aren't really as enormous as they are often described, but those things have sentimental value. Growing up watching her was like growing up with two older brothers who, once you're an adult, still seem bigger somehow. She was an "early bloomer". Her chest has so much star power, it's almost impossible to envision JLH without some sort of cleavage going on.
She's also consistently talking about this sensation called "Vajazzling". This is where ladies bling out their lady-parts with a sparkly, stick-on tattoo kind of thing. Classy, huh? I don't know what the point of it is, but Jennifer Love Hewitt stuck one of these things on her breast and it made for some mighty fine viewing pleasure! Who can think of a better place for a "peace" sign than those massive torpedoes? Right?