Jennifer Love Hewitt has busted out with a statement in an interview, saying she would happily get her ta-tas insured. As she stated in the USA Today video interview, “I need like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’” She pointed to her chest and laughed, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”
They most certainly are. If J-Lo can insure her ass for $27, I don't see why J-Love can't keep her boobies safe. Their keeping her career pretty steady right now, and Lopez's booty magic is practically a thing of the past. Of course, there's plenty I don't understand about this situation, like what exactly does such insurance cover? If they get destroyed in a fire, does the government issue new ones? If they deflate, does she get to use the gas station air pump for free? Does she have to insure each one, or do they come in a package? I don't know. I'm not an insurance salesman, but if I was, boobs would probably be my area of expertise. I'm already gettin' started by studying these promo outtakes for "The Client List".
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